Does you like POLLS???

[PistolsAtDawn]

As my own lawyer, I object to the form of this question, and I am instructing my client - also me! - not to answer.

Wait...

 

[cheezydemon3]

as my own lawyer, i object to the form of this question, and i am instructing my client - also me! - not to answer.

Wait...

just answer the f*cking question counsellor!!!!!!!!!

 

[g-love]

Pizzas, we need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, water, a whole lotta water and.... Funyuns.

 

[Varmintman]

Pizzas, we need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, water, a whole lotta water and.... Funyuns.

Funyuns with a bacon dip for them.

 

[PistolsAtDawn]

just answer the f*cking question counsellor!!!!!!!!!

I think this is where I post the obligatory "You can't handle the answer!!!"

 

[cheezydemon3]

I think this is where I post the obligatory "You can't handle the TRUTH!!!"

fixed

 

[PistolsAtDawn]

Well yeah, but you were asking for my answer not the truth. Important distinction.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Well yeah, but you were asking for my answer not the truth. Important distinction.

You weren't gonna tell me the TRUTH?????????



GET OUT

 

[PistolsAtDawn]

You weren't gonna tell me the TRUTH?????????



GET OUT

What lawyer tells the truth?

//With apologies to the 2 honest lawyers out there

 

[cheezydemon3]

So. It seems that a lot of sisters have been mauled, and a LOT of quarter pounders have been cheesed.

I hope we can all take something away from this.

 

[TxBrew]

This guy is a troll.^

He comes into all of my polls and points out how inadequate they are.

Now I am having difficulty maintaining an erection.

There's medicine for that. I can get it super cheap through Canada is we act now. Here's the email they sent me.

"You are so full of crap. You’re five feet nothing, a hundred and nothing, and you’ve got hardly a speck of athletic ability… and you hung in with the best college football team in the land for two years! And you’re also going to walk out of here with a degree from the University of Notre Dame. In this lifetime you don’t have to prove nothing to nobody except yourself.”"

 

[cheezydemon3]

There's medicine for that. I can get it super cheap through Canada is we act now. Here's the email they sent me.

"You are so full of crap. You’re five feet nothing, a hundred and nothing, and you’ve got hardly a speck of athletic ability… and you hung in with the best college football team in the land for two years! And you’re also going to walk out of here with a degree from the University of Notre Dame. In this lifetime you don’t have to prove nothing to nobody except yourself.”"

WOW!!! You is back in my good graces.

 

[TxBrew]

When Rudy graduated he moved to middle earth and got a job as a gardener. True story.

 

[cheezydemon3]

It is true. He cooked me up a brace of coneys.

 

[Shooter]

It is true. He cooked me up a brace of coneys.

With 'taters?!?!

 

[cheezydemon3]

With 'taters?!?!

Taters? What's Taters Precious?*gollum*

 

[Shooter]

Poh-tay-toes!

 

[cheezydemon3]

Poh-tay-toes!

WE HAZ A WINER!!!! lol.

I almost posted that but figured you could finish it. Knew you could do it!

 

[BobbiLynn]

I was so happy to check back on this poll and see that the sister option is winning. It almost makes me feel like I have gotten revenge on my sister. I can't pinpoint exactly why I don't like her, maybe it's the hairy back and the years of having to shave her. I do have 2 other sisters that I do like(no hair on their backs) and neither of them have ever been bitten by polls. Ironic? I think not.

 

[Krovitz]

I've had it up to HERE with the likes of you people! ...And your polls.

 

[NivekD]

with chicks and guns and fire trucks...

 

[BobbiLynn]

with chicks and guns and fire trucks...

I can put out a fire with a tractor, no hose, or fire truck, required. And good thing, because I have no hose. You just dig fire lines. Fire can't cross here, I've drawn a line with the tractor. Contain the fire and it goes out on it's own.

 

[HBtC]

Without a doubt, Skrimp Kabobs

 

[cheezydemon3]

without a doubt, skrimp kabobs

we has a winner!!!!!