Do you have a plan?

[shecky]

Why do I hear Rod Serling's voice in my head?

 

[bob1852]

December 20, 2012

maybe we should do a 12/20/12 zombigyle brew?

 

[HVBrewtality]

maybe we should do a 12/20/12 zombigyle brew?

ha! sweet idea.

 

[Evan!]

Not to mention that it's hard to tell the difference between WalMart shoppers and zombies...

Sam's Club is worse. Every time I go there, I get stuck behind some half-dead lump of flesh that's slowly ambling around the store, down the middle of the aisle, making my efficient shopping strategy much more difficult. Oftentimes, if I'm feeling silly enough, I'll just amble along behind them with a zombie swagger and groan "brrrraaaaaaiiiiinnnnssss" until they get the hint.

For f*ck's sake, you cocksuckers, I come to Sam's to get groceries, not to spend my day browsing for bulk crap at a snail's pace. I suppose, though, that for a lot of Sam's Club customers, that's the high point of their week.

 

[bad coffee]

I live in NYC. I'm basically fuct. I need a minigun and a few belts.

But I do have roof top access.

B

 

[Nate]

Most everyone I know says they're coming to our house...