DIY hop spider, using reclaimed filter

[Br3w4u]

Lesson learned don’t just go pulling parts from your neighbors trash without knowing exactly what it is.

No the lesson that you should have learned is stop digging in peoples trash!

 

[thekraken]

Septic-cupcake-outhouse stout

Aged in recycled pressure treated wood barrels!

 

[Br3w4u]

Aged in recycled pressure treated wood barrels!

No, remember he isn’t making the barrel. He is making wood chips out of the patio planks that he will soak in whiskey to sanitize. Completely safe man, no worries!

 

[plazola86]

Dude there are way better websites to be a troll on. I don't get why you chose a home brew forum, especially one that has so much real knowledge and information.

BOO THIS MAN!!

 

[IslandLizard]

Since you also edited out all the good information and the picture there's nothing left to comment on.

Luckily I saw the post and picture before your edits. The "filter" element looked to what is typically used in sand filters, such as used for pools.

 

[Boomer]

I honestly hope that everything he says is 100% true. Obviously it isn't; but, could you imagine trying to start a brewery knowing you had put all of this knuckleheaded $hit on the internet? Someone does a little bit of research and sees this is the type of person you are and then you expect them to come buy your beer?

I'm wondering what's next. The dude is creative, that's for sure. Stupid; but, creative.

 

[Br3w4u]

Well anyone looking for an easy lawsuit will be on their way to the I smell weird brewery and cupcakery

 

[ismellweird]

Dude there are way better websites to be a troll on. I don't get why you chose a home brew forum, especially one that has so much real knowledge and information.

BOO THIS MAN!!

I'm not a troll, very tired of hearing this but being patient. What would be the point of trolling a site like this with a few dozen members with actual brewing questions? There are many regular questions I've asked here and some I admit are out of the ordinary. I'm sure you all have embarassing things in your brew sessions but your too afraid to admit it. I told myself a while ago when I lost a relative suddenly but I inherited his equipment, I said no more holding back. What's the point. And haters like to hate, is a true line, and I move forward and will be successful because I make mistakes and ask questions with no fear. I say this with great respect, I know you are all much further ahead in this hobby and much smarter, skilled, even despite the accusations I see other posts you've all made and I know if you had this equipment you'd already be rich.

 

[ismellweird]

Luckily I saw the post and picture before your edits. The "filter" element looked to what is typically used in sand filters, such as used for pools.

Yes thank you, Mario confirmed this wasn't a clean water filter and shouldn't be used, primarily as someone else had mentioend its made of PVC and not food safe even if boiled. In fact the boiling may exasserbate the danger. Next week when its trash day I'll just do what I did and wait until after midnight and just put it back with the trash.

 

[Boomer]

This **** is great. Dude is a wizard. Did anyone catch the Mario/plumber reference? Troll level 17 achieved.

 

[Jayjay1976]

I told myself a while ago....
...I said no more holding back.

So.. were you holding back before? Or are you holding back now?

What's the point.

What's the point indeed...

 

[S-Met]

Troll or not makes no difference to me. I've gotten a few great laughs from more than 1 thread that @ismellweird has started and thats good enough for me. Thank you Mell.

I don't care about if he's serious or not, so long as he does not accidentally hurt himself. If he intentionally hurts himself by doing something unsafe that he's been warned: well thats on him.

Regarding breweries as getting rich, another Mario reference: pipedream! I'm not meaning this as a negative, but rather a reality. The competition of breweries and general business make becoming a successful business very unlikely, much less getting rich along the way.

Equipment makes not the brewer. I've had brews from a number of great micros with great product and equipment that have since gone under. There is sooo much more than equipment and recipes.

 

[Jayjay1976]

In fact the boiling may exasserbate the danger.

Careful, too much of that and you'll go blind.

hi, how do I delete this post

Ask and ye shall receive...

 

[Manufacturedevolution]

This poopy is great. Dude is a wizard. Did anyone catch the Mario/plumber reference? Troll level 17 achieved.

Yes! I was in tears laughing so hard by the time I got to your post. Purely coincidental I assume. Man I look forward to more threads from Mell.

 

[Jayjay1976]

Man I look forward to more threads from Mell.

If we keep tugging at these threads, he may just unravel.



Which begs the question; how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie troll pop?

 

[S-Met]

I think you mean, Tootsie roll POOP. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll POOP!

And tell me more about this flatulence powered vespa...

 

[augiedoggy]

I keep wondering if one of the jerky boys is behind all this..

 

[Br3w4u]

Yes thank you, Mario confirmed this wasn't a clean water filter and shouldn't be used, primarily as someone else had mentioend its made of PVC and not food safe even if boiled. In fact the boiling may exasserbate the danger. Next week when its trash day I'll just do what I did and wait until after midnight and just put it back with the trash.

Not sure what your local laws are but technically since you took the filter it is now yours and by placing it back on your neighbors property you would be illegally dumping. I don’t think you have a problem with dumping though. Haha poop joke.

 

[Jayjay1976]

Yes! I was in tears laughing so hard by the time I got to your post. Purely coincidental I assume. Man I look forward to more threads from Mell.

He's definitely the Forrest Gump of trollery, blindly stumbling his way to glory.

 

[baldm79]

Not sure what your local laws are but technically since you took the filter it is now yours and by placing it back on your neighbors property you would be illegally dumping. I don’t think you have a problem with dumping though. Haha poop joke.

Stealing from a neighbors trash, then returning said stolen trash.. classic mell

 

[Br3w4u]

Stealing from a neighbors trash, then returning said stolen trash.. classic mell

Yes and under the cover of night! Probably with a second hand laser pointer for a flash light.

 

[Jayjay1976]

Yawn.

 

[bleme]

Yes and under the cover of night! Probably with a second hand laser pointer for a flash light.

Or night vision goggles. Those are cool! And useful for candling eggs too!

 

[Jayjay1976]

...And useful for candling eggs too!

I'll bite, WTF is candling eggs?

 

[Boomer]

I'll bite, WTF is candling eggs?

Looking at eggs that might have birds in them to see how far along they are.

 

[Jayjay1976]

Looking at eggs that might have birds in them to see how far along they are.

What kind of pervert would peek in on a baby chick?

 

[Br3w4u]

What kind of pervert would peek in on a baby chick?

Mell

 

[S-Met]

Mell

Lies, Mell would never peak on a baby chick. He may try and use the nest to filter his hops though.