Declaration 3/30 : Misquote Ben Franklin Day

[olllllo]

I get banned for speaking my mind. If this is homebrewing, I quit... BF

 

[Toasted678]

"Winning." - Benjamin Franklin

 

[olllllo]

I conceive that the great part of the miseries of mankind are brought upon them by false estimates they have made of watching the airlock. - Benjamin "bottle bomb" Franklin

 

[rambler]

"Early to bed and late to rise, usually means there was too much imbibed." Ben Franklin

 

[Teromous]

"He that drinks his Cyder alone, let him catch his Horse alone. He that drinks his Apfelwein alone, let him find his pants alone." ~BF

 

[pksmitty]

Get me a beer and a sammich! - Ben Franklin

 

[bob1852]

"The only thing we have to beer, is beer itself." Ben

"Ask not what the beer can do for you, but what you can do for your beer." Ben

 

[bernerbrau]

"What the hell? I didn't say any of this crap!" ~ Ben Franklin, HBT member since January 2011.

 

[Tinga]

"i'm mother f**king Benjamin Franklin" Benjamin Franklin

 

[-TH-]

"She Who Must Be Honored....NO WAIT....She Who Must Be Listened To... NO... ARRRGGGHH... I'M SO CLOSE" - Benjamin Franklin

 

[NorCalAngler]

"That's one small beer for man, one giant hangover for mankind." - Ben "The Fizzy" Franklin

 

[Stardust]

All beer is divided into three classes: those that are drinkable, those that are undrinkable, and those that are drank regardless. ~Ben Franklin

 

[Wig]

"All men's souls are immortal, but the soul of the beer drinker is immortal and divine." - Ben Franklin

 

[NorCalAngler]

"Yeast, yeast the magical fruit. The more you drink it, the more you toot" ~ Benjamin "Wheelbarrow" Franklin

 

[jafo28]

A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to brew and drink beer shall not be infringed. BF

 

[Wig]

"Loose lids sink mash temps." - Ben "the temperature police" Franklin

 

[bob1852]

"No one uses a secondary anymore, Thomas J. This is 1776, biotch." ~ Ben F.

 

[bernerbrau]

A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to brew and drink beer shall not be infringed. BF

Shouldn't that be a well inebriated militia?

 

[Wig]

"Though the pen is mightier than the sword, it is beer that makes us speak louder and stronger at any given moment" - Ben

 

[KCN_Brewer]

“The problem with Internet quotations is that many are not genuine.” – Abraham Lincoln

 

[Super64]

" Is that a yeast vial in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?" - Ben Franklin

 

[olllllo]

We must flocculate together, cerevisiae...else, we shall most assuredly ferment separately. - Ben Franklin

 

[Hannable1975]

"Hey pretty Lady - give me a Cask Ale and a diablo sandwich - and make it snappy. I'm in a got-danged hurry!" - Benjamin "Smokey" Franklin

 

[Fetus]

God is proof that men created beer, and consume far too much of it. - Ben Franklin

 

[Wig]

"A noble hop embiggens the smallest beer.” - Ben "Jebediah" Franklin

 

[vandeg]

"practice before beer makes the British fear"- Ben Franklin at a militia kegger

 

[bob1852]

"Get to the Hopper!!!!!!!!!!!!" ~ B. Franklin

 

[HVBrewtality]

"Beer is proof that God wants ugly b!tches to get laid too." - B.F.

 

[bob1852]

Anheuser-Busch is the reason that Brewmasters TV show was cancelled. ~ Ben F.

 

[Dome555]

"George, we get it, you don't like the Brits. It's Saturday though, RDWHAHB." - Ben Franklin

"Sam you can't name it after yourself that's just silly. It tastes like a Britishman's piss anyway, hey maybe you could call it that." - Ben Franklin