Decision...

[MFWINZLOW]

Quit 17 year gig...computers, routers, switches and multi-layer directors - techincal nonsense...and start a food truck.
I will sell meat cones.
There will be meat...
There will be cones...
The cones will have meat in them.
They are delicious.
I need about $300k...to cover startup and my first year salary.
Will one of you spare the funds?

Please advise.

 

[day_trippr]

"Meat cones" in Central Florida?

Stick with the gig...

Cheers!

 

[arturo7]

Meat Cones would be a band name.

 

[Zekk]

Do I get meat cones for life if I invest?

 

[slym2none]

Try spaghetti in cones.

 

[MFWINZLOW]

Do I get meat cones for life if I invest?

No.
That is just bad business.

 

[MFWINZLOW]

Try spaghetti in cones.

I have tried spag in the delicious meat cones.
Fail.

So that's the way its gonna be huh?
All I asked for was a measely $300k...but NOOOOOooooo...
If only half of you cleared the change out of your Bentley's - you would be able to fund this venture. I figure, about $1,000 to get started - and a handsome $299,000 salary for me for this first year. What's the hold up?

The hook for the business and the brilliant strategic marketing theme will be:
Trucks are staffed with rude eastern European chicks in bikinis who blare death metal music at all times - they are surley. Do not ask them to turn the music down - they won't do it...and there will be other unpleasant consequenses.

Have another meat cone babushka...or else...

I have $50, half a pack of smokes - and YES it is dark out and I AM wearing sunglasses.

I quit!

Meat cones are the future of mankind!
There is meat.
There are cones.
There will be meat cones.
People will be happy.

 

[Inkleg]

Sorry to hear about your failed venture into the Meat Cone world. But on the bright side you can write off a $300k business loss on next years tax return.