Dead people are *******!!!

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

....Well, not all of them. I openly admit that most dead people have the common decency to just lie there and be dead.

The dead people that are pissing me off are the ones that have no damned road skills!!

I was driving to work this morning (In a bit of a hurry, I admit) I came up to a juction with traffic lights just as my light turned green. The last car had cleared the junction, so I put my foot down on ly to slam on the anchors as another car ran the frigging lights!! I was f*cking angry at him!! Then car after car followed this guy before I noticed these stupid little flags on the front of these cars......LITTLE F#CKING FLAGS!!?? Listen ********! If you are gonna go running red lights with your funeral processions, you'd better get some fu$king BIG flags with flashing lights with frigging flamenco dancers wearing dayglo nipple rings on top! You coulda fuc#ing killed me!!!

Is this what dead people really want to do? Take innocent people with them? Even the cops around here don't pull crap like that, and they are ALLOWED TO!....On top of that the cops around here are total morons, but still not as stupid as dead people!....I'm not being coppist there. I know two of them personally, and even as regular people they are still f*cking morons.....But even the police are not as moronic as dead people trying to frigging drive!


Listen dead guy, I'm sorry for your situation and all, but give the living a break! Get a f#cking life dead guy! You are killing me here! YOU SHOULD HAVE NO RIGHT TO RUN LIGHTS JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE DEAD!!!

 

[shecky]

Yeah, it's not like they're on a schedule (or shedule, as you say) or anything.

 

[VatorMan]

Dead people have a right to the road too. Just look at Chicago. Dead people vote all the time.

 

[HBHoss]

It's about sheck'n time someone brought this up. Dead drivers are the worst to try to communicate with. This one was going down the street with a leg dragging and he just ignored me when I tried to tell him. Frustrating.
Why do dead drivers get to run red lights without a police escort??

 

[shecky]

When the Gnome dies, I say we all team up and interrupt the funeral procession. We can yell rude British expressions at him. It'll be huge fun.

 

[bigjohnmilford]

When the Gnome dies, I say we all team up and interrupt the funeral procession. We can yell rude British expressions at him. It'll be huge fun.

can we use bugger off?

 

[shecky]

can we use bugger off?

By all means. We can also do the Richard Nixon victory sign, only with our palms turned inward.

 

[flyangler18]

can we use bugger off?

Yes. And you must use '******' and 'knob' as well.

 

[bigjohnmilford]

Yes. And you must use '******' and 'knob' as well.

I thought knob was a canadian term?

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

You know this already.....But I would LOVE a funeral like that!!!

It would be better with naked ladies included though

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I thought knob was a canadian term?

You only thought that because you are a knob gobbler.

 

[flyangler18]

It would be better with naked ladies included though

Dead naked ladies? Two perversions for the price of one!

 

[shecky]

You know this already.....But I would LOVE a funeral like that!!!

It would be better with naked ladies included though

The naked ladies come after we put you in the ground. One must go on living, you know.

 

[DeathBrewer]

you wouldn't love it. you'd be dead.

 

[HBHoss]

You know this already.....But I would LOVE a funeral like that!!!

It would be better with naked ladies included though

I'm sure there are a number of women willing to bare themselves once you're dead.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

you wouldn't love it. you'd be dead.

You are right of course.....so why do dead ******* get such a kick out of running red lights?

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Are there any "polite" british expressions?

And hey, give the grave diggers a break. The dead biz' has gotten pretty stiff and all competing with all those crematoriums and such. They coulda been on a promotion, "In the ground in 30 minutes or it's free".

 

[shecky]

you wouldn't love it. you'd be dead.

He might love it if he were the dreaded .....

ZOMBIE GNOME!!!!

 

[HBHoss]

Are there any "polite" british expressions?

And hey, give the grave diggers a break. The dead biz' has gotten pretty stiff and all competing with all those crematoriums and such. They coulda been on a promotion, "In the ground in 30 minutes or it's free".

Or "Our dirt is guaranteed worm free!"

 

[Revvy]

hmmmm, sounds like zombie drivers to me...

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Well, this is just bloody typical!!! Talk about getting off topic! Jeez!!! I started talking about retarded dead drivers, and we somehow get onto the subject (With pics please) of nubile young limbo dancers covered in whipped cream! How the hell did THAT happen!?

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Best I could find was a young, cream colored, pole dancer.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

AAaaaawwwww!!!! I'm in love in a totally respectable man-puppy relationship!!! No more perverted crap for me!

 

[shecky]

 

[HBHoss]

and she has the handcuffs in your size!

 

[Revvy]

Best I could find was a young, cream colored, pole dancer.

AAaaaawwwww!!!! I'm in love in a totally respectable man-puppy relationship!!! No more perverted crap for me!

It is waaaay cute...I wanna puppy like that.

SO it would kinda be mean to post his then?

 

[KingBrianI]

i saw that guy
driving crazy
like weekend at bernies
i think it was the shades
i mean it was in the middle of the night
and i was only in my third cup
but i dont begrudge him for it
i would drive pretty bad too
if they had taken my head off

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

and she has the handcuffs in your size!

Just don't ask about her pole.

 

[flyangler18]

That has jailbait written all over it.

 

[shecky]

That has jailbait written all over it.

We are talking about Gnome here. Right up his alley.