Dark Lord 2016

[furley]

an Amazon locker at the Wrightwood & Lincoln 7-Eleven

the who did what now?

 

[RedCoffee]

I couldn't do it...got an RMA and shoved the ridiculous raincoat in an Amazon locker at the Wrightwood & Lincoln 7-Eleven. Amazon is now overnighting me a more sane, more properly-sized raincoat.

I'm actually banking on it being too big because my backpack isn't waterproof. Last year it soaked through so badly that I was carrying a big soppy wet bag on my bag all day, too. Hoping this year I can just wear it under the tarp-shirt-thing.

 

[Doc1]

I'm actually banking on it being too big because my backpack isn't waterproof. Last year it soaked through so badly that I was carrying a big soppy wet bag on my bag all day, too. Hoping this year I can just wear it under the tarp-shirt-thing.

All I am now visualizing is this:

 

[RedCoffee]

All I am now visualizing is this:

 

[user 306926]

http://www.beeradvocate.com/community/threads/2016-dark-lord-infection-reports.411329/

Can't take being unbanned.

 

[nsh221]

can't believe i am doing this, but if any of the people who wished they could've purchased GA tickets want to sell me bottles of regular DL at cost ($25?) i would be in your future debt. I am looking for 4 bottles. I have group B, not sure how long i will stick around, but i am flexible and again, if anybody is interested and doesn't want to publicly destroy me on this here thread, that would be nice. If not, i will [shudder] post an ip iso: DL. just typing that made me die a little.

sorry for ******* **** up. proper attempt made:

http://www.talkbeer.com/community/threads/ip-dld-iso-4-x-16-dl-ft-casey-cut-15-3f-og-15-dl.32944/

 

[ChicagoGuy]

the who did what now?

Oh man, it's great: in a handful of cities, Amazon has these big yellow lockers that look like a wall of modern PO boxes with a touchscreen in the middle, located mostly at 7-Elevens, but also at a few grocery stores,
frozen yogurt shops, etc. If you live in one of these cities, you can have your order delivered to an Amazon locker. Once it's delivered, they email you a code and tell you you have one business day to go get your package. You go punch your code into the touchscreen and the locker with your order pops open. For returns, you punch in the code, an empty locker pops open, you slide the packed return item in, and you're done.

NYC has had this for a couple years, probably because so many Manhattan residents passed on Amazon because receiving deliveries was such a pain (or they got stolen...when my sister lived in East Village, there was a reclusive hoarder in her building who would steal packages and keep them - unopened - in his apartment. When he died, they found hundreds of sealed boxes in there, mostly Amazon and Zappos). It just came to Chicago in the past year.

The future is now, maaaan. The future is now.

 

[Lansman]

This is trending on Reddit right now. Thought it was appropriate.

DLD fast approaches...weather looks terrible again...but no matter...beer geeks be like:

 

[furley]

Oh man, it's great: in a handful of cities, Amazon has these big yellow lockers that look like a wall of modern PO boxes with a touchscreen in the middle, located mostly at 7-Elevens, but also at a few grocery stores,
frozen yogurt shops, etc. If you live in one of these cities, you can have your order delivered to an Amazon locker. Once it's delivered, they email you a code and tell you you have one business day to go get your package. You go punch your code into the touchscreen and the locker with your order pops open. For returns, you punch in the code, an empty locker pops open, you slide the packed return item in, and you're done.

NYC has had this for a couple years, probably because so many Manhattan residents passed on Amazon because receiving deliveries was such a pain (or they got stolen...when my sister lived in East Village, there was a reclusive hoarder in her building who would steal packages and keep them - unopened - in his apartment. When he died, they found hundreds of sealed boxes in there, mostly Amazon and Zappos). It just came to Chicago in the past year.

The future is now, maaaan. The future is now.

does this work for drugs?

 

[ChicagoGuy]

does this work for drugs?

Only if they're Prime-eligible.

 

[MordorMongo]

This is trending on Reddit right now. Thought it was appropriate.

DLD fast approaches...weather looks terrible again...but no matter...beer geeks be like:

Sorry for partying.

 

[franch]

any quality beer events going on Friday?

 

[JulianB1]

any quality beer events going on Friday?

Burger Antics bottle share:

 

[franch]

ffs like I need another bottle share

 

[lb304854]

Arbitrator ?

 

[JulianB1]

ffs like I need another bottle share

but dem burgers tho

 

[BobCobb1]

dvelcich any info on taps for tomorrow?

 

[Arbitrator]

Arbitrator ?

MikeTen ?

 

[JulianB1]

MikeTen ?

My all-time favorite troll account, because it's how I first discovered this board.









You can all blame whoever was running the MikeTen account.

 

[Nivek43]

Thurgoft and I are group A and hoping to meet up with some TB'ers. Will venture to the the compound at some point! I'll be bring some MN goodies and he will have some beer I'm sure.

/drunk

 

[deuce92591]

Had to clean off some dust today, Team Minnesota. Hopefully see some of you guys Saturday.

 

[franch]

beer packed, taylor swift shirt ready to go. see y'all at the shares tonight.

 

[gregkoko]

ffs like I need another bottle share

beer packed, taylor swift shirt ready to go. see y'all at the shares tonight.

Nobody wants yer bruery beers

 

[Lansman]

HAPPY DARK LORD DAY EVE FUCKERS.

LESS THAN 24 HOURS TO GO.

HAPPY BOTTLE SHARING TONIGHT BUT BE READY FOR THE MARATHON TOMORROW.

LOUD NOISES.

 

[dvelcich1]

dvelcich any info on taps for tomorrow?

Going to the restaurant now to see what space I have available. Will report back soon.

 

[Treebs]

The map for Saturday. Backwards letters, so ******* metal.

 

[ChicagoGuy]

The map for Saturday. Backwards letters, so ******* metal.

At least there's no pseudo-Cyrillic text to squint at while half in the bag. Huge improvement right there.

 

[BobCobb1]

The map for Saturday. Backwards letters, so ******* metal.

Kind of late to let us know part of the festival is open at 9AM.

 

[lb304854]

Kind of late to let us know part of the festival is open at 9AM.

Huh?

 

[Lansman]

I know it's likely not to scale, or based on numbers, but check out the disparity on the map of port-a-potties near the 'VIP area' and the rest of the map. LOL.