Dark Lord 2016

[disapowzment]

Weather forecast as of today is looking a lot like last year. Rain all day. Mild-to-chilly.

ISO: Very Large Scuba Suit

Haven't we learned anything from last winter??? The Weatherman is never right.

 

[RedCoffee]

Haven't we learned anything from last winter??? The Weatherman is never right.

After last year, I TAKE NO CHANCES.

 

[lb304854]

Weather forecast as of today is looking a lot like last year. Rain all day. Mild-to-chilly.

ISO: Very Large Scuba Suit

I saw an animated commercial for flying umbrellas. I'm putting a lot of my eggs in that basket. The flying umbrella basket.

 

[jeevo]

Apologies if this has been asked before, but is there a link or any pics for the glassware that will be sold?

 

[ChicagoGuy]

Weather forecast as of today is looking a lot like last year. Rain all day. Mild-to-chilly.

ISO: Very Large Scuba Suit

Wearing that stupid, flappy poncho all day sucked last year. This year, I'm not ******* around - just ordered a proper hooded, below-the-knee raincoat and a pair of sturdy rubber boots off Amazon. Imma Gorton's fisherman this bitch.

 

[mnbearsfan]

Apologies if this has been asked before, but is there a link or any pics for the glassware that will be sold?

Never have seen it until I got there

 

[Treebs]

Apologies if this has been asked before, but is there a link or any pics for the glassware that will be sold?

In the past few years Dark Matter has posted some photos to their Instagram account the day or two before.

 

[RedCoffee]

Wearing that stupid, flappy poncho all day sucked last year. This year, I'm not ******* around - just ordered a proper hooded, below-the-knee raincoat and a pair of sturdy rubber boots off Amazon. Imma Gorton's fisherman this bitch.

I got a Frogg Toggs thing. Seems warm and functional I guess. As much as I wanted a neon pink skin-tight number, this will just have to do. Next on the list is rubber boots I can duct tape the bottom of these things to.

 

[caaam]

If anybody ends up with any drain pour variants, please send them to me. Have a bottle share coming up that needs ruining

Ditto for regular ass Dark Lord

I can send whatever comes out as infected next

 

[ChicagoGuy]

I got a Frogg Toggs thing. Seems warm and functional I guess. As much as I wanted a neon pink skin-tight number, this will just have to do. Next on the list is rubber boots I can duct tape the bottom of these things to.

Check out the Honeywell Servus boots on Amazon - they sound pretty hardcore because they're specifically made for people who work in industrial or field settings, and a bunch of them are in the $20-40 price range (unlike fancy-pants Hunters that look flimsier but cost $200 and up). I wanted to buy these for only $28, but for some reason size 11 weren't available with Prime shipping this morning so I bought these for $55 instead.

 

[TDBuck]

Any Columbus homies want a Walter White-esque hooded full body waterproof hazmat suit let me know since I can't go. It will be so metal.

 

[BoatsAndHoes]

...with a side of Aquawhatever

i enjoyed this variant last year. COME AT ME

half of my family is Swedish so i have had my fair share of aquavit

 

[TDBuck]

i enjoyed this variant last year. COME AT ME

half of my family is Swedish so i have had my fair share of aquavit

I think it automatically tastes better when two attractive girls let you try some from their cup in the porta-potty area.

 

[BoatsAndHoes]

2) Marshmallow Handjee (whatever the **** that means)

 

[BoatsAndHoes]

I think it automatically tastes better when two attractive girls let you try some from their cup in the porta-potty area.

single, attractive, doctors, with barrel aged beers...

i've never been more upset with my drunk self. you just don't get many chances like that in life

 

[Macenson]

Any Columbus homies want a Walter White-esque hooded full body waterproof hazmat suit let me know since I can't go. It will be so metal.

I didn't know I wanted this until I read that it was a possibility. I'm guessing if I wear it with the full mask I won't be allowed into the event.

 

[lb304854]

I didn't know I wanted this until I read that it was a possibility. I'm guessing if I wear it with the full mask I won't be allowed into the event.

Lucha libre masks are most definitely allowed, as an FYI.

 

[franch]

think I'm going to order rain boots in like four sizes and srs ponchos. I hate this ******* event.

 

[ChicagoGuy]

Look at her expression and vigor...that's not a marshmallow handjee by any stretch of the imagination. He's gonna be dealing with that chafing for days.

 

[ChicagoGuy]

Any Columbus homies want a Walter White-esque hooded full body waterproof hazmat suit let me know since I can't go. It will be so metal.

I was tempted to buy this thing, but I couldn't decide if it'd be an all-access pass or if I'd be asked to remove it or leave.

 

[TalkBeerJesus]

I'm pretty sure that video is from last year's post DLD Club 390 trip.

 

[BoatsAndHoes]

I'm pretty sure that video is from last year's post DLD Club 390 trip.

i also found this. also, i will need to delete my browser history at work

 

[mrpeterandthepuffers]

I'm pretty sure that video is from last year's post DLD Club 390 trip.

Was that the ***** bar that I ended up at? We dropped AleWatcher's name at the door and instead of giving us free entry they charged us all double. Thanks bud!

 

[furley]

Check out the Honeywell Servus boots on Amazon - they sound pretty hardcore because they're specifically made for people who work in industrial or field settings, and a bunch of them are in the $20-40 price range (unlike fancy-pants Hunters that look flimsier but cost $200 and up). I wanted to buy these for only $28, but for some reason size 11 weren't available with Prime shipping this morning so I bought these for $55 instead.

sounds like you wanted to order a 9.5 of the $28 pair if that one review is correct

 

[ChicagoGuy]

sounds like you wanted to order a 9.5 of the $28 pair if that one review is correct

Ha! You're probably right, there might have been a bit of clown shoe action going on with the 11. It probably would've gone well with the XXL raincoat I ordered, when it sounds like an XL might've been a better call.

 

[scud]

Anyone ISO a hotel room for Saturday night? Specifically the Econo Lodge Hammond, ~8miles north of the brewery. Have one up for grabs, just send me a message if interested

 

[RedCoffee]

Yeah I'm actually curious about that - any of you ***** staying at the Comfort Inn in Hammond? I'm not staying there Friday night but I'll be there Saturday night. If anyone wants to split an Uber back late (after E group) I'd be down.

 

[BoatsAndHoes]

this will always be my favorite beer festival meme

what time do the Group A folks plan on opening their first bottle in the morning?

 

[ChicagoGuy]

this will always be my favorite beer festival meme

That simultaneously cracked me up & struck a nerve.

what time do the Group A folks plan on opening their first bottle in the morning?

8:15am on the shuttle.

 

[BoatsAndHoes]

8:15am on the shuttle.

I'll be the guy wielding a brothers drake bb apple pie. come say hey...

gotta get in those meads before we enter the festival grounds