Damn the hiccups!!

[JoeMama]

Why in the hell do I get the friggin hiccups when I am getting to my beer zen? This is really pissing me off! I go from pissing in the bushes to pissing on the sidewalk to pissing on the dog as he runs into the house...

DAmn he stinks and wants to cuddle now...
-Me

 

[Loweface]

Ahem?

Are you looking for advice in getting rid of the hic-cups or getting piss out of dog fur?