(crap) beer jokes!

[martinworswick]

whoever gets the answer gets to post the next joke!

what beer do chickens drink?.....

 

[user 21663]

Hennepin?

 

[martinworswick]

no,keep trying!

 

[weirdboy]

Spotted Cow?

 

[martinworswick]

nope! this calibre of answer is way too high,the answer is really crap!

 

[wildwest450]

cluckweiser.


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[solbes]

Up your butt beer?

 

[martinworswick]

nope and nope!
think styles rather than actual beer names

 

[wildwest450]

This game blows.


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[PantherCity]

Is it a Joke or a riddle?

Usually jokes have punchlines.

 

[martinworswick]

ok,here it is...


















eggsport!

 

[Revvy]

This is the worst thread ever......

I predict this will be a lead balloon winner.

 

[dataz722]

ok,here it is...


















eggsport!

Please tell me that you are trashed right now. That is the only possible excuse for this.

 

[nukinfuts29]

Revvy I disagree, this thrwad is awesome. Might be all my drunken emu cider.....i'm almost a drunken emu

I got one of them

A pirate walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks down and says "You know that you have a steering wheel in your pants"

The pirate replies "Ay......................."

Fill it in yo

 

[joeybeer]

It's drivin me NUTS !!!!

 

[nukinfuts29]

I want to say no, but I'm aware of my lkazy use of teh google

 

[Jim Karr]

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer









and a mop.

 

[joshstokes122]

Polar bear walks into a bar and says, "Can I get a... ...beer?"

Bartender replies, "Sure, but what's with the big pause?"

 

[Jim Karr]

Horse walks into a bar, orders a beer.

Bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

 

[cincydave]

Termite walks into a bar and says where's the bar tender

 

[unionrdr]

You guys need to watch "gerbil bar" on joecartoon.com...

 

[joshstokes122]

Bacon and eggs walk in to a bar and ask for a beer. Bartender says, "Sorry boys, we don't serve breakfast here."

 

[user 21663]

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About 4 beers!

 

[GregR]

what's the difference between jam and jelly?
I can't jelly my finger up your ass.

 

[Revvy]

Still hasn't gotten much better.

A pig walks into the bar and asks for a pitcher of beer. He drank it all then asked the bartender where the bathroom is. Bartender replies "down the hall and to the left".

Another pig walks into the bar and orders 2 pitchers of beer. He finishes them off and then asks where the bathroom is. The bartender replies "down the hall and to the left".

Another pig walks into the bar and orders 3 pitchers of beer. Finishing them off he was just going to stand up when the bartender asks him "well aren't you going to ask where the bathroom is?" The pig replies " no, i am going to go wee wee wee all the way home."

 

[lschiavo]

Still hasn't gotten much better.

A pig walks into the bar and asks for a pitcher of beer. He drank it all then asked the bartender where the bathroom is. Bartender replies "down the hall and to the left".

Another pig walks into the bar and orders 2 pitchers of beer. He finishes them off and then asks where the bathroom is. The bartender replies "down the hall and to the left".

Another pig walks into the bar and orders 3 pitchers of beer. Finishing them off he was just going to stand up when the bartender asks him "well aren't you going to ask where the bathroom is?" The pig replies " no, i am going to go wee wee wee all the way home."

That meets the (crap) requirement

 

[Bithead]

A blonde orders a beer.

The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the blonde woman's ****s and splashes all over them.

The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her ****s.
Each time the blond calls for another beer this happens. So after the third beer, a guy decides to help the bartender out.

The next time the bartender hit her ****s, the man jumps up and starts to lick her breasts and she decks him!

He is lying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez lady. Why do you let the bartender do it?'

'Duh,' says the blonde. 'He has a licker license!'

 

[lschiavo]

A blonde orders a beer.

The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the blonde woman's ****s and splashes all over them.

The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her ****s.
Each time the blond calls for another beer this happens. So after the third beer, a guy decides to help the bartender out.

The next time the bartender hit her ****s, the man jumps up and starts to lick her breasts and she decks him!

He is lying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez lady. Why do you let the bartender do it?'

'Duh,' says the blonde. 'He has a licker license!'

Much better! Can we change this to beer/blonde jokes?

 

[martinworswick]

what vitamin is in beer?




vitamin pee!

 

[djfriesen]

Boy, I must not get Kiwi humor.

Loses something in the translation maybe?