Craft Beer MAW(Easy Version)

[zeptrey]

You can't swing a stick in my church without hitting a beer geek.

He turned the water into wine, I perform a similar service with a few more ingredients.

My kind of church!!

 

[NuclearRich]

Boom!!! Couldn't ask for a better grant. Thanks wierdboy!

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[weirdboy]

Glad it arrived intact!

I should warn you about the Belching Beaver there. I picked myself up a bottle of that at the same time, and it was messed up. Nearly flat, super astringent, highly oxidized and solvent flavors. So, that one might also be bad since it was sitting right next to the bottle I kept for myself.

I have had it many times before and normally it's delicious, but you should probably have a backup beer ready in case that one went south as well. I wish I had tried it before I packed up and sent your box out, as I would have replaced it with something else...


Also as an aside, the Figueroa Mountain Danish Red Lager is one of the official commercial examples of Vienna Lager (category 7A) from the 2015 BJCP style guidelines. So, if you happen to be studying for BJCP it's a pretty good reference beer.

 

[1977Brewer]

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Mother of God. @hezagenius broke my porch. I've heard of some, never had any of this.

 

[thatjonguy]

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Mother of God. @hezagenius broke my porch. I've heard of some, never had any of this.

Nice hit! You need to drink all of that by Monday.

 

[1977Brewer]

Nice hit! You need to drink all of that by Monday.

I can't. I just can't do that. Trying to love beer and not be a drunk is hard. I'm doing it though. Thinking about getting some bros together.

 

[Hulud]

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Mother of God. @hezagenius broke my porch. I've heard of some, never had any of this.

That's looks a lot like some beers I got in. Trade off beer advocate wonder if it's the same guy haha

 

[btbnl]

Did I break it?

 

[PatrickGoss]

Did I break it?

Nope, granted.

 

[PatrickGoss]

Please keep it outside of Indiana distribution.

1. Beer that is black and thick
2. Beer that is black and thick aged in a bourbon barrel
3. Beer that is hoppy
4. Beer that is tart
5. Beer that you made
6. Your favorite regional soda
7. Beer that goes well with a cigar
8. Beer that taste good
9. Beer that taste bad (please label that one as such)
10. Beer that smells like a foot, horse blanket, or flower.

 

[TobyG]

Please keep it outside of Indiana distribution.

1. Beer that is black and thick
2. Beer that is black and thick aged in a bourbon barrel
3. Beer that is hoppy
4. Beer that is tart
5. Beer that you made
6. Your favorite regional soda
7. Beer that goes well with a cigar
8. Beer that taste good
9. Beer that taste bad (please label that one as such)
10. Beer that smells like a foot, horse blanket, or flower.

I'll give this a little while to let a noob pick it up.

 

[weirdboy]

Great grant from SandstoneCityBrew, who also wins the "innovations in beer shipping" award for the packaging.

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[SandstoneCityBrew]

Glad everything arrived safely. I can't claim credit, someone sent me beers in that bucket, so I just reused it! Works great though! Cheers

 

[BGBC]

Was the bucket in a box? Or just wrapped/taped up?

 

[weirdboy]

Was the bucket in a box? Or just wrapped/taped up?

The bucket was in a box. I opened the box, and discovered it was almost entirely filled with that bucket, aside from a bit of cushioning.

 

[wobrien]

Great grant from SandstoneCityBrew, who also wins the "innovations in beer shipping" award for the packaging.

Glad everything arrived safely. I can't claim credit, someone sent me beers in that bucket, so I just reused it! Works great though! Cheers

Was the bucket in a box? Or just wrapped/taped up?

@hawgwild81 shipped beer to me that way before. It's a great idea

 

[zeptrey]

The bucket sounds like a great idea. @hezagenius vacuum sealed all the brews he sent me. Probably the neatest packing job i'd ever seen.

 

[1977Brewer]

The bucket sounds like a great idea. @hezagenius vacuum sealed all the brews he sent me. Probably the neatest packing job i'd ever seen.

Came in to say just this. And taped the caps on the bottles.

 

[Remmy]

Yikes.

 

[NuclearRich]

Glad it arrived intact!

I should warn you about the Belching Beaver there. I picked myself up a bottle of that at the same time, and it was messed up. Nearly flat, super astringent, highly oxidized and solvent flavors. So, that one might also be bad since it was sitting right next to the bottle I kept for myself.

I have had it many times before and normally it's delicious, but you should probably have a backup beer ready in case that one went south as well. I wish I had tried it before I packed up and sent your box out, as I would have replaced it with something else...


Also as an aside, the Figueroa Mountain Danish Red Lager is one of the official commercial examples of Vienna Lager (category 7A) from the 2015 BJCP style guidelines. So, if you happen to be studying for BJCP it's a pretty good reference beer.

Darts night! PLBs have commenced (Parking lot beers, for you amateurs).

Pb was fine! Blood orange wit was really nice! Next up is the red.

Thanks again!

 

[hawgwild81]

@hawgwild81 shipped beer to me that way before. It's a great idea

Works great! It's not completely break proof, but it makes it a lot harder on @thatjonguy

 

[thatjonguy]

Works great! It's not completely break proof, but it makes it a lot harder on @thatjonguy

I just started running them over. New policy.

 

[Hulud]

I just started running them over. New policy.

Yea you're probably the driver who was supposed to deliver my eMAW 2 weeks ago. It mysteriously disappeared from UPS

Edit: this is humor, but my eMAW did disappear but I am being sent a new one

 

[thatjonguy]

Yea you're probably the driver who was supposed to deliver my eMAW 2 weeks ago. It mysteriously disappeared from UPS

Edit: this is humor, but my eMAW did disappear but I am being sent a new one

Yeah it was delicious...err...I mean...I haven't seen it.

Kidding, that sucks. I know the feeling.

 

[mcbaumannerb]

Package has landed in Ohio. Hopefully @SandstoneCityBrew will get home shortly!

 

[SandstoneCityBrew]

Package has landed in Ohio. Hopefully @SandstoneCityBrew will get home shortly!

I'm home. Just finishing up some stuff around the house before I dig into this monster box. I have to rebuild the damn porch. And I'm pretty sure you pissed off the FedEx guy, he was struggling a little bit.

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[SandstoneCityBrew]

What in the fu*k did you do @mcbaumannerb ?!?!? You absolutely crushed this! Damn man, thank you so much! You are the man!

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[1977Brewer]

Champ de Mango is terrible. Forward it to me for disposal.

In fact, all of Mark's beer is flat awful. I'll get rid of em.

 

[mcbaumannerb]

I'm home. Just finishing up some stuff around the house before I dig into this monster box. I have to rebuild the damn porch. And I'm pretty sure you pissed off the FedEx guy, he was struggling a little bit.

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Meh - he needs to get his butt into shape for the up and coming holiday season. Am I right @thatjonguy?

What in the fu*k did you do @mcbaumannerb ?!?!? You absolutely crushed this! Damn man, thank you so much! You are the man!

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My pleasure - enjoy! All the home-brew is ready to go, but in case you hadn't heard, the quad has barely any carbonation at all.
#basementshelfturds

 

[thatjonguy]

Meh - he needs to get his butt into shape for the up and coming holiday season. Am I right @thatjonguy?

There is a reason that he doesn't wear brown.