Craft Beer MAW(Easy Version)

[SavoryChef]

Glad everything made it. It looks like that's your car seat, didn't even make it out of the parking lot?

 

[WesleyS]

Glad everything made it. It looks like that's your car seat, didn't even make it out of the parking lot?

With the day I had, I needed something good. Had a few moments to kill, so I just opened it right there in my truck in the parking lot. I was completely blown away. Definitely put a smile on my face. Thanks again!

 

[KeyWestBrewing]

The bad news is I am no longer welcome at that FedEx location......because of the freakin bomb SavoryChef sent!!

Are you really not allowed back in FedEx lol? I'm just asking because if I try to mail anything out of UPS down here I get questioned like a murder suspect. Why the desk clerk cares so much if I'm mailing beer I'll never know.

Nice hit SavoryChef!!

 

[SavoryChef]

Thanks. I've been waiting for someone to emaw RR sours.

 

[hawgwild81]

Are you really not allowed back in FedEx lol? I'm just asking because if I try to mail anything out of UPS down here I get questioned like a murder suspect. Why the desk clerk cares so much if I'm mailing beer I'll never know.

Nice hit SavoryChef!!

So true! That's one reason I started using FedEx. They've never asked what's in the box. Bonus...they're cheaper.


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[thatjonguy]

So true! That's one reason I started using FedEx. They've never asked what's in the box. Bonus...they're cheaper.


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And generally faster...except when they forget to pick up the box.

 

[Matthias]

And generally faster...except when they forget to pick up the box.

And they don't make dudes wear weasel squeezing shorts during deliveries...

 

[hawgwild81]

And generally faster...except when they forget to pick up the box.

Haha...yep!


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[thatjonguy]

And they don't make dudes wear weasel squeezing shorts during deliveries...

You have no idea. Those things suck. Plus brown trucks? Those are fun in the middle of the summer.
And a hundred other things...

 

[WesleyS]

Are you really not allowed back in FedEx lol? I'm just asking because if I try to mail anything out of UPS down here I get questioned like a murder suspect. Why the desk clerk cares so much if I'm mailing beer I'll never know.

Nice hit SavoryChef!!

Haha! Just joking. Like when everyone says they got a porch bomb, this was a FedEx office bomb.
I've never had a problem with FedEx or USPS. If they do ask what I'm shipping, I always say glassware or souvenirs. But it's just their routine questions so I don't think they even hear my answer.

 

[Matthias]

You have no idea. Those things suck. Plus brown trucks? Those are fun in the middle of the summer.
And a hundred other things...

I can imagine they do. And I've been an unloader at FedEx during the dead of summer. Trust me, I know all about the heat in those Friggin trucks.

I mean why can't they be nice loose cargo shorts so I don't have to see moose knuckle when the ups guy shows up at my work?

 

[WesleyS]

You have no idea. Those things suck. Plus brown trucks? Those are fun in the middle of the summer.
And a hundred other things...

The biggest argument against using UPS is the fact that a UPS employee sent me a package using FedEx.

 

[thatjonguy]

I can imagine they do. And I've been an unloader at FedEx during the dead of summer. Trust me, I know all about the heat in those Friggin trucks.

I mean why can't they be nice loose cargo shorts so I don't have to see moose knuckle when the ups guy shows up at my work?

That guy is ordering the wrong shorts. There are two types: golf shorts and Lt. Dangle shorts.

 

[Matthias]

That guy is ordering the wrong shorts. There are two types: golf shorts and Lt. Dangle shorts.

Well I gotta say, he sure isn't shy about it, so maybe he just likes the banana hammocks?

 

[thatjonguy]

Well I gotta say, he sure isn't shy about it, so maybe he just likes the banana hammocks?

Possibly.

 

[Matthias]

Possibly.

I think we have successfully taken this thread in the entirely wrong direction....

 

[SavoryChef]

I would agree

 

[WesleyS]

I think the conversation has turned to the wrong kind of package...

 

[Matthias]

First timer here, finally active in this thread. I'm making this easy and bunched some brews by region.

Coronado Brewing - Hibiscus IPA, any other IPA/DIPA
Modern Times - Any
Maui Brewing Co. - Any
Russian River - Blind Pig
Alaska Brewing - Hopthermia

Three Floyds - Arctic Panzer Wolf, Dreadnaught
Pipeworks - Any IPA/DIPA
Surly - Any
Toppling Goliath - Any Pale Ale, IPA, DIPA
Fatheads - Hop JuJu

Funky Buddha - Any
Miami Brewing Company - Any
Cigar City - (not Florida Cracker, Jai Alai, any High Hopped On Sea, José Martí)

DC Brau - OTWOA
The Alchemist - Any
Lawson's - Any
NEBCO - Ghandi Bot

Back on track! Someone make this happen so we can have another active weekend!

 

[thatjonguy]

I think we have successfully taken this thread in the entirely wrong direction....

Yes.

I would agree

Friday night thread derails are so much fun.


Now where is the current list?

 

[SavoryChef]

Above you

 

[Matthias]

I'm vury vury sneaky, Sir.

 

[thatjonguy]

The biggest argument against using UPS is the fact that a UPS employee sent me a package using FedEx.

I can neither confirm nor deny that statement.

 

[val214]

Nickfern add another west coast beer. (as swmbo gives me the look of death)


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[nickfern]

Nickfern add another west coast beer. (as swmbo gives me the look of death)


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LOL!

Pizza Port - Any IPA/DIPA
Drake's - Any IPA/DIPA
Kern River - Any IPA/DIPA

Does that help?

 

[thatjonguy]

Combo eMAW/bMAW out for delivery near NYC.

 

[WesleyS]

EMAW out for delivery in PA

 

[Matthias]

Woo! Now, I have to finish getting ready for kids birthday before I can open it, or I will be stabbed.

 

[mikeysab]

Combo eMAW/bMAW out for delivery near NYC.

Wow thats a lucky guy

 

[val214]

LOL!

Pizza Port - Any IPA/DIPA
Drake's - Any IPA/DIPA
Kern River - Any IPA/DIPA

Does that help?

I can grant this.

Pm sent to nick fern.


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