Conversations between brewers and spouses

[seabass07]

Me: I'm gonna brew this weekend.

Wife: Again? You just brewed last week.

Me: We're running low on beer.

20 minutes later...

Wife: Where's that vanilla porter that you brewed? I like that one.

Me: It's gone. We drank it all like a month ago.

Wife: When are you going to brew it again?!

Me: WTF?? Make up your mind woman!

 

[J8D]

Me: Well here is the last beer. (as I hand 2/3 of a glass)
Wife: Why?
Me: Because we are out.
Wife: Why?
Me: Because I haven't been brewing.
Wife: Why?
Me: Because you said we needed to stop spending money.
Wife: That doesn't mean you stop brewing. You making beer saves us money.
Me: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Wife: What?
Me: Nothing

And no, she HAS NOT seen Star Wars.

 

[seabass07]

Me: Well here is the last beer. (as I hand 2/3 of a glass)
Wife: Why?
Me: Because we are out.
Wife: Why?
Me: Because I haven't been brewing.
Wife: Why?
Me: Because you said we needed to stop spending money.
Wife: That doesn't mean you stop brewing. You making beer saves us money.
Me: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Wife: What?
Me: Nothing

And no, she HAS NOT seen Star Wars.

Jedi Master! My wife also thinks this hobby is saving us money. She doesn't see the receipts though...

 

[year2beer]

Don't ruin it for us... THIS DOES SAVE MONEY! LOL

 

[rhamilton]

This morning @ 7am:

Her: When did you brew beer?
Me: Yesterday.
Her: I thought you were home sick yesterday.
Me: I was, but I got bored. How did you know I brewed beer?
Her: Your closet smells like dog-farts.
Me: Oh, it must have started fermenting. Good news. *goes back to sleep*

 

[seabass07]

Don't ruin it for us... THIS DOES SAVE MONEY! LOL

Yea...I meant it does save money! Lots of money....I'm down to about $0.20 per bottle now if you aren't very good at math.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Her: Why don't you just sell that brewery in the garage? You never use it!

Me: I was thinking of brewing a batch next Saturday.

Her: What? How long is that gonna take? Didn't you just keg some beer? Btw, do you REALLY need all those tanks just taking up space?

Me: Why don't you sell your necklaces? You never wear them.

Her: Can you brew a Boston Lager? I like that one.

 

[mikeysab]

Her: Why don't you just sell that brewery in the garage? You never use it!

Me: I was thinking of brewing a batch next Saturday.

Her: What? How long is that gonna take? Didn't you just keg some beer? Btw, do you REALLY need all those tanks just taking up space?

Me: Why don't you sell your necklaces? You never wear them.

Her: Can you brew a Boston Lager? I like that one.

Love the $HIT outta that one haha

 

[year2beer]

This morning @ 7am:

Her: When did you brew beer?
Me: Yesterday.
Her: I thought you were home sick yesterday.
Me: I was, but I got bored. How did you know I brewed beer?
Her: Your closet smells like dog-farts.
Me: Oh, it must have started fermenting. Good news. *goes back to sleep*

RAOFLMAO... thank you sir! Thank you....

 

[Zorin]

Good stuff, lmao!!!!