Conversation at my mother's house...

[bull8042]

....Which made it all the more weird .....

Ahhh, for me, it just made it really hard to sleep at night for a while!

Sure would hate to lose the winky to a rumor, know what I mean?

 

[bernerbrau]

Sure would hate to lose the winky to a rumor, know what I mean?

Man, you just told us how to blackmail you.

 

[bull8042]

I gotta remember to turn my webcam off.




I feel a little dirty checking out your wife.

No problem. Want me to hook you up? SYKE! (or is that SIKE..... PSYCHE.... F*!$, Whatever)

 

[bull8042]

Man, you just told us how to blackmail you.

Who said I was a black mail? You must be thinking about shecky.... Ohhhhh, hehe, I get it. Spelling makes all the difference, huh?

 

[bernerbrau]

You must be thinking about shecky....

That whole Black Male thing, you'd think his wife would be into it more often...

So, I think the deal is, you keep me in a steady supply of beer and/or equipment, or I have my wife write pornographic love letters to your house. Or wherever your wife would be most likely to find 'em.

 

[shecky]

That whole Black Male thing, you'd think his wife would be into it more often...

What she lacks in quantity she makes up for in quality.

 

[bernerbrau]

At least you guys aren't currently in hell week. Then again, that week affords other opportunities

 

[IrregularPulse]

......Tits?

Yes Brownie, Those are tits. I'm starting to think all this talk of you and your wife to be a little false with basic questions like this!

At least you guys aren't currently in hell week. Then again, that week affords other opportunities

Isn't that some homo fraternity thing where "brothers" hide indoors and play with paddles on their "little brothers"? talk about a screwed up bunch! No I'm straight! Look at my spiky hair and my flipped up pink shirt collar!

 

[dataz722]

Hahaha.... I should have played that one out.
This any better shecky? Just for you.

HOLY JEBUS!!!!!!!

Well as you may have all guessed, It was her birthday not mine!


Whose Whitey? If you're referring to Brownie Bite, no his wife is to innocent to be that hardcore. That's the woman of a real man. Or the woman who use to be a man? I kid I kid!! You did post pictures of your SWMBO you know.
Prove her womanhood to us, but on the other side of the wall. I don't think certain non0members could handle it.

browniebite said that didnt match his complection so he has been dubbed whitey and/or white bread whichever your prefer.

 

[bull8042]

That whole Black Male thing, you'd think his wife would be into it more often...

So, I think the deal is, you keep me in a steady supply of beer and/or equipment, or I have my wife write pornographic love letters to your house. Or wherever your wife would be most likely to find 'em.

OH NO! OK, ol' buddy ol' pal! I have a sixer of Busch lite on it's way as we speak....

 

[shecky]

At least you guys aren't currently in hell week. Then again, that week affords other opportunities

Ewww.

Yes Brownie, Those are tits. I'm starting to think all this talk of you and your wife to be a little false with basic questions like this!

IrregularPulse is one funny guy. If I had Skittles, I'd have Skittle juice on my keyboard again.

 

[dataz722]

At least you guys aren't currently in hell week. Then again, that week affords other opportunities

What you like to stick it in satan's anus?

 

[bernerbrau]

Ah, what a difference punctuation makes. Yesterday you didn't have to take me out of context to burn me.

 

[bull8042]

What she lacks in quantity she makes up for in quality.

You know, it is so funny that shecky is playing along. But I think he is a wrinkled little pasty white dude, glasses, bow-tie, sitting behind an old typewriter somewhere laughing his arse off and snorting.

 

[shecky]

You know, it is so funny that shecky is playing along. But I think he is a wrinkled little pasty white dude, glasses, bow-tie, sitting behind an old typewriter somewhere laughing his arse off and snorting.

I see I once again forgot to turn off my webcam. Crap.

 

[bull8042]

What you like to stick it in satan's anus?

OH $HIT! I think my bladder leaked a little when I read this!

 

[dataz722]

You know, it is so funny that shecky is playing along. But I think he is a wrinkled little pasty white dude, glasses, bow-tie, sitting behind an old typewriter somewhere laughing his arse off and snorting.

oh sh!t, you just brought the wrath of hell upon yourself...... wait wait.... let me get some popcorn and beer. I wanna watch!

 

[shecky]

What you like to stick it in satan's anus?

Has anybody noticed that data doesn't have a feel for innuendo?

 

[IrregularPulse]

HOLY JEBUS!!!!!!!




browniebite said that didnt match his complection so he has been dubbed whitey and/or white bread whichever your prefer.

I don't accept his whining. Brownie Bite stays, more so because he whined. You take a nick name, you don't get a choice.

Damn. I was leaning back in my chair when this pic came up. Excuse me while I remove my nose from the wall. Yowza.

IrregularPulse is one funny guy. If I had Skittles, I'd have Skittle juice on my keyboard again.

Sure, that's what it is.

Damn. I was leaning back in my chair when this pic came up. Excuse me while I remove my nose from the wall. Yowza.

 

[dataz722]

Has anybody noticed that data doesn't have a feel for innuendo?

What the hell is that for? I prefer just to be blunt.... too lazy to think of something to beat around the bush.

 

[shecky]

What the hell is that for? I prefer just to be blunt.... too lazy to think of something to beat around the bush.

Look, unintentional innuendo from data.

 

[IrregularPulse]

OH $HIT! I think my bladder leaked a little when I read this!

This tend to happen as you get older, Don't think anything of it.

Has anybody noticed that data doesn't have a feel for innuendo?

Why whatever do you mean? He's subtle, in a "stick a rifle up your ass" kind of way!

 

[dataz722]

and why in the hell has this been dead all day then picks up 30 minutes before I leave work

 

[bull8042]

Someone holler at Yoop and see if she will just go ahead and change his username to BrownieBite just to make it official....

 

[dataz722]

Look, unintentional innuendo from data.

Damn, I didnt even notice that.

 

[shecky]

Sure, that's what it is.

See, I told you this sex-starved guy is funny.

 

[dataz722]

Someone holler at Yoop and see if she will just go ahead and change his username to BrownieBite just to make it official....

No, we need as little attention brought to this thread as possible. I think we managed to stay under the radar with only 500 posts in 24 hours.

 

[IrregularPulse]

What the hell is that hole for? I prefer just to beat around the bush.

Well no wonder Mrs. Dataz is unwilling. Go take a class.

Someone holler at Yoop and see if she will just go ahead and change his username to BrownieBite just to make it official....

Tell her to wait till he ponies up for membership and add him as a paying member under that name. haha

 

[bull8042]

This tend to happen as you get older, Don't think anything of it.


Why whatever do you mean? He's subtle, in a "stick a rifle up your ass" kind of way!

Well, remarks like your last one definitely aren't helping matters much.
Now I CAN'T go to the bathroom until the wet spot dries....

 

[shecky]

and why in the hell has this been dead all day then picks up 30 minutes before I leave work

Because I showed up, you tool.
Bow to my greatness.