Conversation at my mother's house...

[bernerbrau]

ok, who wants to make bets as to what is going to happen to this thread.

1- gets moved to drunken rambling
2- gets moved to fight club
3- gets edited and moved to drunken rambling
4- gets deleted
5- they just let it go

Man, this is shaping up to become MY thread. They better not go with #5.

 

[shecky]

Ok, I'm back.... Dogfish Head. Alright, we are back on topic here..... You are good shecky.
Speaking of fish, good luck tonight IP.

You, sir, are my equal.

 

[bernerbrau]

Poor lad thinks he was dropped from the sky by a stork.

If it avoids the mental image of my mother giving birth to me, then yes.

fsck.....

 

[bull8042]

Sh!t, my coworker came in to ask my help and opinion on something. That was like 60 seconds ago. I missed two damn pages, and another one trying to catch up.

You know, it really pisses me off when work interferes with my posting...

 

[bernerbrau]

Ooh, hopefully IrregularPulse will be getting some IrregularP***y tonight.

If not, he can always just hang onto it.

 

[shecky]

You know, it really pisses me off when work interferes with my posting...

No kidding. I think I just wrote IrregularP****y in my column. Oops.

 

[dataz722]

You know, it really pisses me off when work interferes with my posting...

I just told someone I was too busy to help them.

 

[bernerbrau]

No kidding. I think I just wrote IrregularP****y in my column. Oops.

Shecky, you have to click in the browser before typing. Wars get started that way.

 

[bull8042]

You, sir, are my equal.

Heavens no sheck... Only in my dreams could I even hope to attain that status!

 

[shecky]

Shecky, you have to click in the browser before typing. Wars get started that way.

True, but I'm a sports writer. Ain't writing nothing important. At least that's what the news side people believe.

 

[dataz722]

No kidding. I think I just wrote IrregularP****y in my column. Oops.

you are going to need to do some careful editing before you turn that in. I can see it now you talking about tom brady (dont know what sports you do) getting some irregularp***y showing up in the sunday paper

 

[bernerbrau]

tom brady ... getting some irregularp***y

NOBODY disses Gisele.

 

[IrregularPulse]

Ooh, hopefully IrregularPulse will be getting some IrregularP***y tonight.


Did that go too far?

No you forget I am married. It is HER birthday, I am not allowed to hound her, It's August when I get the who-ha. Hell even Her's would be Irregular to me at this point. Friggin post prego wait issues...

No kidding. I think I just wrote IrregularP****y in my column. Oops.

For once I'm famous enough to the papers, well halfway I guess.

And why is this the second time this thread, I have double quoted you Shecky

 

[shecky]

Heavens no sheck... Only in my dreams could I even hope to attain that status!

You flatter me.





Keep going.

 

[IrregularPulse]

you are going to need to do some careful editing before you turn that in. I can see it now you talking about tom brady (dont know what sports you do) getting some irregularp***y showing up in the sunday paper

What the hell does Tom Brady have to do with Brownie Bites? and why would he do that to that kids mom with the Sheck all over her face? Kids sure have some weird lingo these days!

 

[shecky]

No you forget I am married. It is HER birthday, I am not allowed to hound her, It's August when I get the who-ha. Hell even Her's would be Irregular to me at this point. Friggin post prego wait issues...


For once I'm famous enough to the papers, well halfway I guess.

And why is this the second time this thread, I have double quoted you Shecky

How many kids you have? I've got two and irregular doesn't even begin to describe it. And the second one is 4 years old.


I'm quotable, what can I say. You should meet me. I'm really, without word of a lie, extremely quiet. Ironic, I know.

 

[dataz722]

How many kids you have? I've got two and irregular doesn't even begin to describe it. And the second one is 4 years old.


I'm quotable, what can I say. You should meet me. I'm really, without word of a lie, extremely quiet. Ironic, I know.

Hell I just got married a few months ago and its Irregular already

 

[IrregularPulse]

How many kids you have? I've got two and irregular doesn't even begin to describe it. And the second one is 4 years old.

Just the one now, almost 6 months old.

I'm quotable, what can I say. You should meet me. I'm really, without word of a lie, extremely quiet. Ironic, I know.

Ditto here, It takes a while to warm up in person before I can be myself.

Hell I just got married a few months ago and its Irregular already

Hard to believe they make on/off switches out of little gold or silver circles!

 

[bull8042]

.....I'm really, without word of a lie, extremely quiet. Ironic, I know.

BWAAAHAAAHAAA! Good one sheck! Man, you had me there for a minute! You slay me with your wit and one-liners like this....

 

[bernerbrau]

You should meet me. I'm really, without word of a lie, extremely quiet. Ironic, I know.

Ditto again. I'm also highly likely to say something offensive once I'm liquored up.

 

[dataz722]

Hard to believe they make on/off switches out of little gold or silver circles!

I wish that was when it became irregular

 

[dataz722]

Ditto again. I'm also highly likely to say something offensive once I'm liquored up.

now see im just a flat out ******* and will offend no matter my intoxication level

 

[bull8042]

Hell I just got married a few months ago and its Irregular already

Honestly, I don't know if it is a Latin thing or what, but I can't say the same here. Of course, my wife is 13 years younger than me, and just turned 30. You know, peak of sexuality for a woman.... The $hit is killin' me!
Fortunately, we have 4 kids, so I get a little break once in a while.

 

[IrregularPulse]

I wish that was when it became irregular

Yeah I don't know who I'm kidding. My on/off switch was made from an apartment key. Well the turning in of my individual one anyway!
How long were you together before getting married? We were together 5 years when we got engaged. Honeymoon period was over long before we started making wedding plans!

Honestly, I don't know if it is a Latin thing or what, but I can't say the same here. Of course, my wife is 13 years younger than me, and just turned 30. You know, peak of sexuality for a woman.... The $hit is killin' me!
Fortunately, we have 4 kids, so I get a little break once in a while.

Aww, you poor thing! Get the Hell outta here!

 

[shecky]

BWAAAHAAAHAAA! Good one sheck! Man, you had me there for a minute! You slay me with your wit and one-liners like this....

Non-believer. Where's my Bible to swear an oath?

now see im just a flat out ******* and will offend no matter my intoxication level

 

[dataz722]

We got engaged on our 4 year anniversary and got married a couple month after it hit 5 years.... im just waiting for her to hit the 28-30 age mark and im praying things change then

 

[shecky]

Honestly, I don't know if it is a Latin thing or what, but I can't say the same here. Of course, my wife is 13 years younger than me, and just turned 30. You know, peak of sexuality for a woman.... The $hit is killin' me!
Fortunately, we have 4 kids, so I get a little break once in a while.

You craddle robber, you. Good job.

bull, looks like you and I are the old guys in this thread now that Revvy's departed. I feel we should impart our wisdom. What say you?

 

[dataz722]

You craddle robber, you. Good job.

bull, looks like you and I are the old guys in this thread now that Revvy's departed. I feel we should impart our wisdom. What say you?

revvy will be back once he his done imparting something else

 

[bernerbrau]

I don't know if it is a Latin thing or what

Well, that was the case with my Latin ex. She was insatiable. And god help me if I ever wasn't into it.

 

[IrregularPulse]

We got engaged on our 4 year anniversary and got married a couple month after it hit 5 years.... im just waiting for her to hit the 28-30 age mark and im praying things change then

Thats what I'm hoping for, But I doubt it. I didn't get the infamous 2nd trimester either, just more morning sickness!




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