Conducting business over the phone

[cheezydemon3]

Poop!

 

[boydster]

Poop!

View attachment 206247

Best post ever, anywhere!

 

[cheezydemon3]

*bows, thanks the academy*

 

[Billy-Klubb]

poop POSTS don't bother me, really, how would you know without being told? plus, the lack of immediacy, I could be reading your post/text hours after your business is concluded

potty CALLS are a much different matter. the unmistakable tile reverb is the giveaway

I really don't see how talking to me is so important you can't wait until after you've dropped the kids off at the pool.

another disturbing giveaway is "Hhhhhhnnngggg!!!!-ow's it goin?"

post all you want on the crapper. no big deal. but don't ever call me while dropping one off. I'll poop in a martha floccers shoes.

 

[DrunkleJon]

Not to mention the "Plunk" as you drop a clinker or the pop/splash of a gas propelled one.

Just do not invite the barking spiders to the party.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Well! This evolved into a useful discussion.

I hate it when I call someone and I can clearly hear them masturbating.

 

[hunter_le five]

Well! This evolved into a useful discussion.

I hate it when I call someone and I can clearly hear them masturbating.

I hate it when someone calls me and I can clearly hear them masturbating.

I should never have registered my number as a phone sex hotline. It's simply not worth the money. The compliments on my ""sexy lady voice" are a real ego boost though.

 

[cheezydemon3]

I hate it when someone calls me and I can clearly hear them masturbating.

I should never have registered my number as a phone sex hotline. It's simply not worth the money. The compliments on my ""sexy lady voice" are a real ego boost though.

You aren't going to stop are you??????

 

[Grannyknot]

I don't have anything to add to the poop comments.
Although I would like to mail a box of poop to companies who answer the phone like this:

My Call--Ring Ring Ring.
Receptionist: "Hello?"
Me (confused as I may have called the wrong #): "Hi, is this XX Company??"
Receptionist: "Yes"
Me: "OK, can I speak with Frank?"
Receptionist: says nothing, just transfers the call.
Frank's line Ringing
Frank: "Hello?" (low, musky, annoyed voice)
Me: "Hi Frank, this is Cody from XX Company"
Frank: "ok"

$%#$^@##$%
Box of poop for terrible phone etiquette coming your way.

 

[hunter_le five]

You aren't going to stop are you??????

I've already added your number to the restricted caller list. I'm at work, dammit, and my coworkers can hear your heavy-breathing two cubicles over.

 

[cheezydemon3]

I've already added your number to the restricted caller list. I'm at work, dammit, and my coworkers can hear your heavy-breathing two cubicles over.

That is because...I AM 2 CUBICLES OVER!!!!!!!

Can i have some of your sandwich?

 

[hunter_le five]

That is because...I AM 2 CUBICLES OVER!!!!!!!

Can i have some of your sandwich?

Mind = BLOWN

I had no idea you were a menopausal woman with chronic halitosis.

You can have the rest. All this phone sex has just ruined my appetite.

 

[cheezydemon3]

I am a DEMON that is merely the form I take 99.999% of the time.

Good sammich!!!! And thanks for the discretion.....*holy f**k........did I just say that out loud?*

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Perhaps I asked for too much yesterday...

"Good Morning this is Rite Aid"
"Hi, I'm looking to see if you have the 1.38 pound size Similac Complete powder"
"Let me get my manager"
*muzak*
"Good Morning this is Rite Aid"
"Hi, I'm looking to see if you have the 1.38 pound size Similac Complete powder" *I manage to keep my tone level, even though I knew in my heart this was going to become a cluster*
"Let me check our shelves. Do you know the color of the can?"
"Yes its blue"
"And its Similac Complete powder?"
"Yes Ma'am, in the 1.38 pound size. Blue top"
*Muzak*
"Good Morning this is Rite Aid"
"Yes someone has me on hold, they are doing a merchandise check for me"
*seamless transition to muzak again*
"Ok hi I have 'Similac Complete Nutrition for your baby"
"Great. 1.38 pound size?"
"How old is your baby"
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHGGGGG!!!!!