the first batch of beer I ever made, was a Mr Beer kit.
what a miserable failure THAT was!
I had not read any brewing books. I had not joined the website here yet. I knew nothing about making beer other than "it's easy, and you can do it at home"
so, I followed the directions to the letter.
but...the directions sucked!!
it said "boil 1 gallon of water. remove from heat, open can, pour in extract, stir."
"pour 1.5 gallons of cold water into fermenter barrel to avoid thermal shock to the plastic, then pour in your hot wort"
--no mention of boiling the wort after the extract was mixed..so I didn't do it.
then it said to stir the wort, toss the yeast, put the lid on and let it sit for 1 week. bottle it for a week, and it's ready to drink in 2 weeks.
--no mention that hot wort will kill yeast. no mention of how cold "cold" water was. so when I read "boil water, then add cold water" I figured room temp water was "cold" I pitched my yeast into 140-145 degree water.
after reading here about how 2 weeks is no way to make good beer, I let it sit in the fermenter for 4 weeks, but never saw any real signs of fermentation. no foamy krausen, and the dumb thing didn't use an airlock, so no way to watch for bubbling. I bottled and let it sit for another 3 weeks.
SOMETHING happened, because the bottles did carb up. but it tasted like crap. it started as a nice cidery flavor, kind of surprising when I was expecting beer, not cider. then it hit me across the face with the most pungent, bitter, make you wanna gag aftertaste that stuck on my tongue for hours.
THATS what following the directions to the letter got me.
I'm sure I could take the same kit today, and make something that's palatable, but that's because I've used other kits with MUCH clearer instructions that made a lot more sense.
do not believe those kits, you cannot make good beer in 2 weeks!
every brew I do now, sits on the yeast cake for 4 weeks. then I rack if I'm adding flavor, and let it sit for another 2 weeks, or I bottle right away. then I leave it in bottles for 3-4 weeks.
I get beer that's pretty dang clear mostly. --I say mostly because I've done a lot of porters and stouts that are darker in color.
I have a cider that's been aging in bottles now for 6 months after 2 months in primary fermentation. it's crystal clear, but still waiting and still aging.