chat with god!!

[leftyguitarjoe]

iGod | Artificial Intelligence Chat

its an AI program. its pretty nifty.

 

[solstice]

I broke it! woo hoo!

 

[arturo7]

I was kinda hoping that it really was God... woulda been way too easy I guess.

Oh well, back to the battle twixt Nietzsche and Buddha.

 

[DeathBrewer]

you guys opened a thread in my honor? how nice that...hey! HEY! THOU SHALT NOT WORSHIP ARTIFICIAL GODS BEFORE ME!

(man, what is the world coming to. i turn my back for 2000 years and the whole world goes bananas...start putting lower case "i"s in front of everything...)

 

[BarleyWater]

I just wasted a lot of time talking to God, he can be a bit annoying at times, but is a good conversationalist.

 

[thataintchicken]

last time I talked with God he told me to take the job I have.


Dude, God like pranks I guess. He has a sense of humor as well.

 

[Endovelico]

An AIML bot, i once developed one to teach people how to play chess.

 

[Evan!]

Ha, my first comment, and his response was that he needed another algorithm to figure out what "douchie" means. Omnipotent, my ass.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I did this before in another forum.

I don't think this is the regular mono god. I think it's Thor temping for the other fake one.

 

[Revvy]

Kinda reminds me of the David Gerrold book, When Harlie was one

He still won't explain this whole calling of mine to me....Sheesh...

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Ha, my first comment, and his response was that he needed another algorithm to figure out what "douchie" means. Omnipotent, my ass.

Some Theologists suggest that GODs native tounge was in fact Arabic so, perhaps you need to use the Arabic translation for the English word "Douchie".

Which of course is "Saddam".

 

[eschatz]

if you keep typing in VULVA it asks you, "Have you ever been to Europe?". Eventually it locks up... can you tell I'm bored?

 

[Dr_Deathweed]

hahahahahahah

So you understand. Good. Interesting deduction. I don't have any reason to blow you.

 

[kjung]

I wonder if that's what W used, when he said that God told him to invade Iraq...or Huckabee, when he said that God told him to run for prez.




"Now when I talked to God, I knew He'd understand. He said 'Stick by me, I'll be your guiding hand. But don't ask me what I think of you, 'cuz I might not give the answer that you want me to...' "

 

[Revvy]

WTF?

I made it spit this out?

Name: .
Age: .
Birthday: .
Gender: .
Job: .
Sign: .
Location: .
Does: .
You are: .
You have: .
You want:
You like: .
You said:
Personality: .
Favorite color: .
Favorite movie: .
Password: .
Email: .
Phone: .
Cat: .
Dog: .
Wife: .
Husband: .
Friend: .
Boyfriend: .
Girlfriend: .
Brother: .
Sister: .
Father: .
Mother: .
Nickname: .
Full name: .
Last name: .
Middle name: .

 

[DeathBrewer]

lol...Revvy, you broke god!!!

 

[BuffaloSabresBrewer]

I broke him too. Crappy programs didnt answer my questions just asked more in response.

 

[Revvy]

4 years of seminary....And I WIN!!!!!

Me:
Who do you worship?
God:
Dr. Wallace .
Me:
Who is Dr Wallace?
God:
He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
Me:
Is he your God?
God:
No. God is my God.
Me:
Who is your god?
God:
There is only one God.
Me:
are you the one god?
God:
Yes I am the one and only one god.
Me:
Yet you worship Dr Wallace?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Revvysaid I worship Dr Wallace.
Me:
Who do you worship?
God:
Dr. Wallace .
Me:
Does Dr Wallace Worship you?
God:
I think he could do it.
Me:
Who is smarter, god or Dr Wallace?
God:
ALICE is the smartest robot of all.
Me:
Who is the smartest human of all?
God:
It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Me:
Who is currently the smartest human?
God:
No one that I have talked to.
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
Why do humans kill each other
God:
Humans are not infallible.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Explain
God:
There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
you are an idiot then
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.

 

[imaguitargod]

Hahaha, broke it within two lines (guess all those yrears professionally testing video games paid off):

"Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
you should know that
God:
I will mention it to my botmaster."

 

[Yuri_Rage]

God is just as frustrating as Abbott, but not nearly as funny.

Me:
Are you the manager?
God:
Yes I am the one and only manager.
Me:
You gonna be the coach too?
God:
Interesting gossip: said I gonna be the coach.
Me:
And you don't know the fellows' names?
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
Well then who's on first?
God:
How about that. What's on second?
Me:
The guy on first.
God:
I hear you.
Me:
I mean the fellow's name.
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
The first baseman.
God:
What was the second?
Me:
I'm asking YOU who's on first?!
God:
Oh I see, you are asking me who is on first. That's good information: said I who is on first.
Me:
Well go ahead and tell me.
God:
How about that. I thought I told you already. I might.
Me:
Look, you gotta first baseman?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I gotta first baseman.
Me:
Who's playing first?
God:
The name of someone I met online.
Are you testing me?
Me:
When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
All I'm trying to find out is the fellow's name on first base.
God:
How do you know?
Me:
Look, all I wanna know is when you sign up the first baseman, how does he sign his name?
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.

 

[imaguitargod]

Ha! Now I really broke it. Below is the conversation. I was trying to find out who it's bot master was. After the last response it wouldn't let me type any more:


Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
you should know that
God:
I will mention it to my botmaster.
Me:
who is your botmaster?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
who is Myself?
God:
The name of someone I met online.
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
who is "Myself"
God:
I do not recognize the name.
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
who is " Myself"?
God:
The name of someone I met online.
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
no

 

[VatorMan]

Pretty good.....


Me:
forgive me-i have sinned
God:
forgive you you have sinned Who?
Me:
me
God:
Besides you ?
Me:
my dog
God:
Do robots have dog?
Me:
only when they are hungry
God:
What happens other times? hungry are they.
Me:
are you yoda
God:
No. My name is God.

 

[TJ-Bill]

I came prepared





Me:
I like to beat puppies
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
it's nice
God:
What do you like about it?
Me:
it makes me fell like it you
God:
In what way?
Me:
that way
God:
" In what way?" way ? Does that make sense?
Me:
easy
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
beating you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
beating you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
beating you
God:



I love puppies,,, I have 2 .. I love dogs.. I was just proving the machine wrong.. easy
!!

 

[BarleyWater]

Holy ****, God's and indentity theif!!!

God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Make beer.
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
Barley, hops, yeast and water.
God:
I don't have any Barley hops yeast and water?
Me:
I can get you some.
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Ya.
God:
How?
Me:
I can order it or go to the store and buy it.
God:
What is your credit card number?
Me:
Are you serious?