Can not figure out how to make beer

[OrdinaryAvgGuy]

Ok guys. I'm having a problem. I can't make beer. I do everything. Follow instructions and all even though it tells me to pitch the yeast at the end.

Can't figure out why you go through the trouble of making a starter if all you gonna do it pitch it..

 

[OrdinaryAvgGuy]

No one in the mood for a lame joke tonight?

 

[Zuljin]

When they say boil in a bag, they mean garbage bag.

 

[turvis]

I made a beer last night followed the instructions and when it said to pitch the yeast I threw it in the trash. Hope it turns out OK.

 

[BBL_Brewer]

I finally gave up on trying to dry hop. It's impossible to keep the hops from getting wet.

 

[OrdinaryAvgGuy]

I made a beer last night followed the instructions and when it said to pitch the yeast I threw it in the trash. Hope it turns out OK.

Trust me dude, your beer is just going to taste like some infected wort and you wont catch a buzz. Same problem here.

 

[Zuljin]

I used whole hops for the first time a few weeks ago. Wow! The swell up to look just like whole hops.

 

[OrdinaryAvgGuy]

I finally gave up on trying to dry hop. It's impossible to keep the hops from getting wet.

In my teenage years I was very successful at dryhopping.

 

[chumpsteak]

Your sauce is of the weak variety.

 

[day_trippr]

^ ftw

 

[OrdinaryAvgGuy]

^ Okay, the sauce is a bit watered down but some folks like it served up that way.

 

[JeepDiver]

. boil in a bag.

Not sure about the OP, but I think we figured out your.problem

 

[Zuljin]

Not sure about the OP, but I think we figured out your.problem

I do get this odd plastic flavor...