I think the simplest thing to have learned from this thread is not to ferment under pressure at all. Just because your conical can do it, doesn’t mean it’s something you should do all the time. You need a way to package the beer conveniently when using that technique.
If you really want 10 gallons worth of bottles, then ferment normally and bottle/carbonate normally.
It seems like you haven't learn much if this is your advise with regards to how to use a unitank. You might as well say that unitanks are useless because fermenting under pressure requires additional steps that you find inconvenient, or too difficult to accomplish. I actually find proper use of my unitank to add convenience and quality to my finished product. Is there a learning curve? Yes. Is the OP lazy or incapable of learning how to properly use his new equipment? I hope not. He seems to be willing to ask some questions and do some research on the subject. Don't steer him away with baseless opinions.