I hear ya, and I've had a few that I enjoyed...but tbh I only had one in which the brut aspect seemed like a positive (whereas most would have been preferable if they had some extra gravity points and ibu to compensate for them), and that was a brett brut. The brett gave it substantial perception of body despite ending at like .999 and the Brett flavors melded so well with the hops. Wish I had some more of it right now haha.
And I see what you're saying in that bruts don't NEED to be fruit bombs...but all of the ones I've had were. Maybe one with some oily centennial and ctz would be better
. Otoh I also never really liked IPLs so maybe there is some correlation there like you said.
Out of curiosity, what are your favorite hops to play with when you make them? And are you adding enzymes to the fermenter for real super dry bruts, or do you add to the mash and end in that 1.00x range?