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Biggest sissy in the world tournament!

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After some discussion in chat of who would win a fight between this guy and that guy, I thought that having a tournament to see who the biggest sissy in the world is would be fun.

Here are the rules:
  1. Nominate up to 10 people
  2. The person must be well-known
  3. The person must be a guy
  4. No mental or physical disabilities
  5. People need at least 2 nominations to qualify
  6. Once we have a nice long list, I'll set the brackets
  7. People will get to vote on who would win the fight
  8. The LOSER of the fight advances
  9. Last man standing is the biggest sissy in the world!

Here are my nominations:
  1. Andy Dick
  2. Gilbert Gottfried
  3. Tom Cruise
  4. Al Gore
  5. David Spade
  6. Ryan Seacrest (American Idol)
  7. Lance Bass (In-Sync)
  8. Clay Aiken (American Idol)
  9. Billy Corrigan (Smashing Pumpkins)
  10. Michael Jackson
 
1 Nicholas Cage
2 Michael Jackson
3 Conan O'Brian
4 Jimmy Carter
5 Jim McGreevey
6 Probey from Rescue Me
7 John Mayer
8 Jude Law
9 Hugh Grant
10 Boy George
 
Awesome idea rdwj.

1. Harry Reid
2. Scott Stapp (singer from creed)
3. Ryan Seacrest
4. Isaiah Washington (from Grey's Anatomy)
5. Tom Cruise
6. Boy George
7. Michael Jackson
8. That guy from the Capital One commercials (now on Halfway House on Comedy Central)
9. Dane Cook
10. the Hoff (since he started that conversation last night)
 
Peter Cetera (Sp?)
Micheal/Michelle Jackson
Boy George
Prince
Taran Noah Smith (the youngest son on Home Improvement)
Richard Simmons



Edit:: I'm adding Pumbaa to this list for using Jane Seymore as his avatar!:confused:


I might as well add myself too for recognising it!:eek:
 
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Do they have to be still living? Liberace comes to mind right away for me.

Others:
1. Elton John
2. Wayne Newton
3. Al Roker (today show)
4. Simon Cowell
5. David Spade
6. Richard Simmons
7. Michael Jackson
8. Mick Jagger
 
Yooper Chick said:
Do they have to be still living? Liberace comes to mind right away for me.
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Yes, living - and if they're old, they'll be considered in their prime when they fight
 
Bernie Brewer said:
Edit:: I'm adding Pumbaa to this list for using Jane Seymore as his avatar!:confused:


I might as well add myself too for recognising it!:eek:
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I didnt know WTF she was, I just knew I'd hit it and it said happy St pattys Day
 
Pumbaa said:
I didnt know WTF she was, I just knew I'd hit it and it said happy St pattys Day
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Remember Dr Quinn, medicine woman??? one of SWMBO's favorites. She's also on every other chick flick on the wife's favorite Estrogen channel. :eek: Phooey.
 
Pumbaa said:
Any French Man
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Arrogant sissies at that.

I have been to France about a dozen times and I have come to the realisation that I just don't really like them! ...them and 99% of English people called Nigel, but that is a given.
 
Clay Aiken or worse yet: Clay Aiken fans
Bobby Trendy (The dude that designed Ana Nicoles bedroom)

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David Hyde Pierce ("Niles" on Frasier)
Bobby Trendy
Sean Hayes ("Jack" on Will & Grace)
Justin Timberlake
Clay Aiken
Woody Allen
Jared Fogle (Subway restaurant's spokesdork)
Ralph Nader
Chuck Norris
 
Rhoobarb said:
David Hyde Pierce ("Niles" on Frasier)
Bobby Trendy
Sean Hayes ("Jack" on Will & Grace)
Justin Timberlake
Clay Aiken
Woody Allen
Jared Fogle (Subway restaurant's spokesdork)
Ralph Nader
Chuck Norris
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I second all those except the Norris...
 
Pedro Martinez
Prince Charles
Jared from the Subway ads
Screech from Saved by the Bell
Peter King
Any kicker in the NFL, except Vinatieri
David Bowie
Conan O'Brien
The lead singer in Dashboard Confesional
Mr. Rodgers
David Spade (I'd really love to sucker punch this guy in the face unexpectedly)
 
knipknup said:
I vote we all kick Richard Simmons' a$$...
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I think Richard Simmons would be really, really hard to fight. He'd just keep dancing, it'd be hard as hell to land a clean shot. You'd get all tired from having to chase him around, and he's just keep ducking in to administer a quick bitch-slap before scurrying away. I don't have the stamina to keep up.
 
the_bird said:
I think Richard Simmons would be really, really hard to fight. He'd just keep dancing, it'd be hard as hell to land a clean shot. You'd get all tired from having to chase him around, and he's just keep ducking in to administer a quick bitch-slap before scurrying away. I don't have the stamina to keep up.
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Plus he'd lick you with that mouth appendage. Fight over. <runs away....>

EDIT: teheehee I was thinking of Gene Simmons of KISS. d'oH!!!!!

EDIT2: thought I wouldn't put it pase richard simmons to try to lick a guy in a fight....
 
Fiery Sword said:
Pedro Martinez
Prince Charles
Jared from the Subway ads
Screech from Saved by the Bell
Peter King
Any kicker in the NFL, except Vinatieri
David Bowie
Conan O'Brien
The lead singer in Dashboard Confesional
Mr. Rodgers
David Spade (I'd really love to sucker punch this guy in the face unexpectedly)
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May I remind everyone that Mr Rogers is dead so he doesn't count... Plus he's less of a sissy than you might think, he was a Marine Corps Sniper. And he's the winner of the Ultimate Showdown
 

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