best way to die.

[uncommonsense]

At a London Brewery, Oct 16 1814, a vat of beer burst open and sent a 25-foot tidal wave of beer into the streets drowning 8 people. Many more rushed the streets to scoop up the free beer

 

[fretsforlife]

8 people?! Was it a silo of beer? Where are you reading this?

 

[onthekeg]

That was during the massive porter revolution I believe. They had tanks so large they would christen them with dinner and a dance inside!

 

[cheezydemon3]

That would be no better than a tidal wave of coke killing you.


Best way to go is a heart attack.

 

[the_bird]

"A parachute not opening... that's a way to die.

Getting caught in the gears of a combine...

having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!"

 

[FromZwolle]

no, thanks. i want beer to kill me slowly, from the inside like the parasite it is.

 

[Cambone]

heart attack is no good, too painful.

in Boston a bunch of people drowned in a wave of molasses in 1919, known as the Great Molasses Flood.

 

[jamnw]

I would hate to be killed by mole asses

 

[Mischief_Brewing]

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa did, not terrified and screaming like the passengers in his car...

 

[smizak]

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa did, not terrified and screaming like the passengers in his car...

Hahaha..I think?

 

[the_bird]

heart attack is no good, too painful.

in Boston a bunch of people drowned in a wave of molasses in 1919, known as the Great Molasses Flood.

WTF? A 15-foot high, 35-MPH wave of molasses? Great, now I'm going to have nightmares.

 

[Mongrel]

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa did, not terrified and screaming like the passengers in his car...

Isn't that an Emo Philips joke? But yeah, that's a great way to go

 

[Whut]

I want to die peacefully in my sleep...

This!

 

[mpruett]

At a London Brewery, Oct 16 1814, a vat of beer burst open and sent a 25-foot tidal wave of beer into the streets drowning 8 people. Many more rushed the streets to scoop up the free beer

I read that, and wondered just how desperate the people in 1814 were... those were the days of horses in city streets, so there's no telling how much manure got stirred up into the beer flowing in the streets!

 

[cricky101]

WTF? A 15-foot high, 35-MPH wave of molasses? Great, now I'm going to have nightmares.

Delicious, delicious nightmares ....

 

[FromZwolle]

and chamber pots.

 

[biochemedic]

Well, there's always that scene from BeerFest (Landfill drowning in beer...)

 

[MeatyPortion]

Bull. Best way to die is during consensual sex with a hot chick. Everyone knows that.

 

[Im_Lars]

Bull. Best way to die is during consensual sex with a hot chick. Everyone knows that.

+1 on bottom

 

[the_bird]

Bull. Best way to die is during consensual sex with a hot chick. Everyone knows that.

Wrong.

Two chicks. Or five. Anything more than an even dozen is superfluous.

 

[MeatyPortion]

Wrong.

Two chicks. Or five. Anything more than an even dozen is superfluous.

Now you're just arguing details.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Bull. Best way to die is during consensual sex with a hot chick. Everyone knows that.

Damn. That just means i'll be the guy with the painful heart attack in bed desparately soliciting my post menopausal wife.

 

[passedpawn]

Last week we had a truck full of malted barley dump its load here in Tampa, on the way to Yuengling brewery. Here's the quick news blurb.

http://ybor.wtsp.com/news/news/beer-grain-spill-closes-intersection/54822

 

[the_bird]

Last week we had a truck full of malted barley dump its load here in Tampa, on the way to Yuengling brewery. Here's the quick news blurb.

http://ybor.wtsp.com/news/news/beer-grain-spill-closes-intersection/54822

Huh. It's another way to die involving a "spilled load."

 

[Airborneguy]

Death by alien invasion.

 

[jfrank85]

Death by Snu Snu...

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Death by alien invasion.

I know you live in New York and all but it's way too early for you to go just yet.

 

[Airborneguy]

Death by Snu Snu...

I don't know dude, those b*tches were HUGE!!!

 

[Airborneguy]

I know you live in New York and all but it's way too early for you to go just yet.

Unfortunately, movies always destroy us first, so I have to be prepared for it.

 

[MeatyPortion]

Death by Snu Snu...

Better than Death by Boonda.