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[day_trippr]

I saw that story and was gonna put it up here, then thought better of it

 

[soccerdad]

Yeah - thank God some of y'all have decency filters.

 

[ehall]

'have you ever loved something so much you'd kill it?'
why yes, yes I have! That keg of beer I made, it turned out awesome! I can't believe its gone already!

 

[Homebrew Harry]

Yeah - thank God some of y'all have decency filters.

I'm grateful for the others
* said while clutching my pearls *

 

[GrogNerd]

no... there's a FINE LINE between fishing & catching

or,

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

Steven Wright

There is a big difference between fishing and catching.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

https://apnews.com/article/697cdd6e1664d42f10439d6c624fe7f7
The anglers are safe, but what about the prostitutes?

 

[Homebrew Harry]

https://apnews.com/article/697cdd6e1664d42f10439d6c624fe7f7
The anglers are safe, but what about the prostitutes?

Prostitutes ? Maybe the wind didn't move it after all.

 

[Pkrd]

Fully paralysed man asks doctors for a beer after being given brain implant to communicate

I must get "Daily beer" added to my will.

https://www.stuff.co.nz/world/europ...fter-being-given-brain-implant-to-communicate

 

[Northern_Brewer]

https://metro.co.uk/2022/03/25/enti...-angry-a-police-dog-is-scared-of-it-16342126/

 

[Northern_Brewer]

https://www.manchestereveningnews.c...ster-news/drunk-drugged-up-man-tried-17176000
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/k...led-paedophile-premier-inn-denied-107-refund/

 

[balrog]

Decidedly NOT a best headline:
http://www.keweenawreport.com/featured/michigans-hops-farms-could-be-in-trouble/

 

[doug293cz]

Decidedly NOT a best headline:
http://www.keweenawreport.com/featured/michigans-hops-farms-could-be-in-trouble/

This line in the article:

"hops are only harvested every 10 to 15 years"​

Really makes me think the authors don't know what they are talking about.

Brew on

 

[Konadog]

This line in the article:
"hops are only harvested every 10 to 15 years"Really makes me think the authors don't know what they are talking about.

And that's why there in trouble!

 

[bruce_the_loon]

Oh the horror and the utter desecration of all that is holy.

https://yakimavalleyhops.com/blogs/news/hops-made-illegal-by-new-federal-law

 

[soccerdad]

What's the date?

 

[McMullan]

What's the date?

We could get some mileage out of this one.

 

[bruce_the_loon]

We could get some mileage out of this one.

The 32nd of March?

 

[balrog]

So (tragic) Florida Man is back
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/christ...h-other/?ftag=CNM-00-10aab6a&linkId=160574582

 

[homebeerbrewer]

A Darwin Award contender?

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Another Florida Man wins the Darwin Award.

 

[NTBeer]

So (tragic) Florida Man is back
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/christ...h-other/?ftag=CNM-00-10aab6a&linkId=160574582

All well and good but... how many "turns" did they take?

 

[Homebrew Harry]

All well and good but... how many "turns" did they take?

Yeah. No cheating

 

[MaxStout]

Javelina jumps into parked Subaru to get at a bag of Cheetos. Hatchback drops shut, trapped javelina freaks out, hilarity ensues.

 

[Dland]

Some kids have all the fun,,,,

https://news.yahoo.com/class-kindergartners-accidentally-drank-tequila-141411019.html

 

[homebeerbrewer]

In a statement, the school said faculty called poison control when they learned the children had been drinking margaritas, according to Fox 2 Detroit.

LOL, they called poison control too.

 

[McMullan]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-61155725

 

[Northern_Brewer]

https://aviationweek.com/defense-sp...s-inadvertent-ejection-overstressed-passenger

 

[balrog]

https://aviationweek.com/defense-sp...s-inadvertent-ejection-overstressed-passenger

Base EMail did not get doctor's recommendation to limit G forces to pilot
Passenger did not buckle correctly, did not set pressure suit on one leg, or snap chin strap of helmet
Ejected himself, helmet flew off, parachute did work
Plane did not correctly eject both seats as was selected

Not a stunning recommendation for the company that developed the plane and systems, but somehow fitting to send up one of the company's own to find all the flaws.

 

[Homebrew Harry]

Premature ejection

 

[day_trippr]

Eeeew!

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/woman-falls-in-toilet_n_62633b05e4b0ea625c073d1e