Best News Headlines

[day_trippr]

Official: Woman lit dynamite, thinking it was candle; blew off fingers

 

[nmfree]

Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill

 

[sweetcell]

Author Of ‘How To Murder Your Husband’ Arrested For Allegedly Killing Her Husband

i mean, how could anyone possibly have seen this coming?

 

[homebrewer_99]

Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill

Since far too many people don't see the significance of a well placed comma (or how to use them), one comment could be: I didn't know there was a town named Naked...

 

[nmfree]

How studying chicken butts cracked the inner workings of our immune system

 

[homebrewer_99]

How studying chicken butts cracked the inner workings of our immune system

In So. Korea they actually serve a food that translates into "Chicken House of Poo"...yes, it's chicken buttholes.

 

[catdaddy66]

In So. Korea they actually serve a food that translates into "Chicken House of Poo"...yes, it's chicken buttholes.

There is a program I have seen that (I believe) is called "Better Late than Never ", which stars William Shatner, Henry Winkler, Terry Bradshaw and George Foreman traveling to Japan, China and other Asian countries. In one episode they get an order of chicken vaginas... Ewwww!! Lol

 

[sweetcell]

There is a program I have seen that (I believe) is called "Better Late than Never ", which stars William Shatner, Henry Winkler, Terry Bradshaw and George Foreman traveling to Japan, China and other Asian countries. In one episode they get an order of chicken vaginas... Ewwww!! Lol

in the interest of anatomical precision, i must point out that chickens don't have vaginas - both males and female birds have cloaca. so if that is was they were served, they ate vagina, penis and butt all in one. how efficient!

 

[catdaddy66]

in the interest of anatomical precision, i must point out that chickens don't have vaginas - both males and female birds have cloaca. so if that is was they were served, they ate vagina, penis and butt all in one. how efficient!

What you say is true. I was repeating what was said on the program. I raised chickens (laying hens) for a few years and learned about the cloaca in my research. But you have to admit... Vagina is funnier than cloaca!

 

[day_trippr]

Restaurant Gets Lobsters High On Pot Smoke Before Boiling Them

 

[homebrewer_99]

in the interest of anatomical precision, i must point out that chickens don't have vaginas - both males and female birds have cloaca. so if that is was they were served, they ate vagina, penis and butt all in one. how efficient!

WOW! And I can't believe someone said he bet I was fun at parties...you guys rock...

 

[nmfree]

FBI Seizes over 3,000 Penises During Raid at Morgue Employee's Home

 

[sweetcell]

FBI Seizes over 3,000 Penises During Raid at Morgue Employee's Home

this is a fake news site. check out their homepage...

 

[catdaddy66]

Ecstasy for octopuses...

http://amp.timeinc.net/fortune/2018/09/20/octopuses-ecstasy-cuddly

 

[sweetcell]

Ecstasy for octopuses...

http://amp.timeinc.net/fortune/2018/09/20/octopuses-ecstasy-cuddly

and you thought that creep at the club was too hand-sy when rolling...

 

[HoppyDaze]

Massive spiderweb blankets Greek beach for spider sex 'party'

 

[homebrewer_99]

in the interest of anatomical precision, i must point out that chickens don't have vaginas - both males and female birds have cloaca. so if that is was they were served, they ate vagina, penis and butt all in one. how efficient!

So, chickens are hermaphrodites?

 

[homebrewer_99]

Ecstasy for octopuses...

http://amp.timeinc.net/fortune/2018/09/20/octopuses-ecstasy-cuddly

Octopi...

 

[opercularia]

Octopi...

From e2f.com:

"As the word octopus ends in us, it is very tempting to assume that it’s of latin origin, such as nucleus (plural nuclei) or alumnus (plural alumni) and that its plural should then be octopi.

The usual plural in English is actually octupuses, which would not be the only case where an English plural form is used. For example both forms are used for cactus (plural cactuses/cacti) and focus (plural focuses/foci).

The twist in this story though, is that octopus actually derives (through scientific Latin), from the ancient Greek ὀκτώπους (oktopous or “eight-footed”), which means that the correct plural form should be octopodes according to the Greek rules."

 

[homebrewer_99]

I've been to Italy more than a dozen times and Greece only twice (although I've been close a number of times also).

Podes was also the son of Eetion (Greek mythology), and the brother of Andromache, wife of Hector.

 

[catdaddy66]

This may be from a tabloid but it exceeds normal weird...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/...URINE-helped-clear-acne-horrifying-video.html

 

[homebrewer_99]

This may be from a tabloid but it exceeds normal weird...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/...URINE-helped-clear-acne-horrifying-video.html

I've read about people drinking urine, but not straight from the source. Oddly, there's no mention of a husband or a boyfriend...

 

[catdaddy66]

Minnesotans, beware!

https://www.yahoo.com/news/minnesota-birds-getting-apos-drunk-223820239.html

 

[catdaddy66]

Open at your peril...

https://www.delish.com/food/a210531...paign=socialflowFBDEL&utm_medium=social-media

Time to hit the market! Lol

 

[homebrewer_99]

Open at your peril...

https://www.delish.com/food/a210531...paign=socialflowFBDEL&utm_medium=social-media

Time to hit the market! Lol

I remember an article YEARS BACK about someone asking if they could use Vag yeast to brew beer with, but I don't recall what the replies were. I'm thinking I might have blocked them out...for obvious reasons.

 

[day_trippr]

This is more than a little bit effed up...


Cops Won’t Charge Students Accused Of Making Cookies With Human Ashes

 

[arturo7]

Brady Tkachuk is hurt because apparently the Senators can’t have nice things

https://thehockeynews.com/news/arti...apparently-the-senators-cant-have-nice-things

 

[GrogNerd]

the BEST NEWS headline.

wish more breweries did this, for all hours of operation

CHEERS! to Union Craft!

Kids in breweries? Baltimore’s Union Craft Brewing says no one under 21 in the taproom after 6 p.m.

 

[sweetcell]

the BEST NEWS headline.

wish more breweries did this, for all hours of operation

CHEERS! to Union Craft!

Kids in breweries? Baltimore’s Union Craft Brewing says no one under 21 in the taproom after 6 p.m.

it's OK, Union is pretty uninspiring... no one is in there anyways.

but i'm fine with this rule, as long as they also ban folks like GrogNerd who want to tell business owners how to run their businesses

why only breweries? why not restaurants too? malls? beaches? public transit? what sort of left-wing nanny-state are we promoting here?!?

 

[catdaddy66]

https://www.foxnews.com/us/arizona-...tlesnakes-before-being-rescued-days-later.amp

Damn...