HoppyDaze
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Charleston Man Arrested For Operating a Craft Brewery Without a Beard
A Charleston man is under arrest this morning after police determined he was operating a craft brewery without a beard. Adam Hawkins was swarmed by the SWAT team and placed into custody, where hell be deprived of a razor, forced to wear hipster clothing, and ride a beach cruiser bicycle until hes ready to operate his brewery under the proper codes.