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[nmfree]

When scientists saw the mouse heads glowing, they knew the discovery was big

 

[afro_lou]

Hubble just spotted something massive coming out of Uranus

 

[day_trippr]

Man Dies After Eating Gas Station’s Nacho Cheese Sauce

So many questions...

 

[nmfree]

Truck plows into Delaware company AnalTech, releasing odor that leads to HazMat situation

 

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Two camels cause a massive traffic jam in the desert by mating in the middle of a motorway in Dubai

 

[afro_lou]

Tainted buffet at Jacksonville stip club blamed after severe diarrhea incident on stage

 

[nmfree]

Tainted buffet at Jacksonville stip club blamed after severe diarrhea incident on stage

"Patrons at the venue who were sitting near the stage were the most directly affected by the incident,"

You don't say?

 

[Homercidal]

"Patrons at the venue who were sitting near the stage were the most directly affected by the incident,"

You don't say?

Gallagher's new act?

 

[jschein]

And the link at the bottom of the article http://www.newjournal.us/florida-woman-left-farting-vagina-tightening-surgery-goes-wrong/

 

[afro_lou]

 

[nmfree]

Why You Should Chew Gum Until You Fart After a C-Section

 

[nmfree]

Man who mowed lawn with tornado behind him says he 'was keeping an eye on it.'

 

[nmfree]

Don’t put ground wasp nest on your vagina to tighten muscles, warns gynaecologist

 

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Particle Accelerators Are Changing The Way We Look At Ancient Turds

 

[nmfree]

Man sets underwear on fire, prompts evacuation at Modesto Walgreens

 

[JonM]

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[day_trippr]

Another Darwin Award winner...
http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/29/us/fatal-youtube-stunt/index.html

 

[JonM]

Holy crap - she fired a Desert Eagle .50 at him. I wouldn't be comfortable with a cinder block wall between me and a weapon like that, let alone a book.

 

[Homercidal]

Holy crap - she fired a Desert Eagle .50 at him. I wouldn't be comfortable with a cinder block wall between me and a weapon like that, let alone a book.

The right round MIGHT not make through the right book.

But there is a LOT of velocity behind that bullet!

 

[JonM]

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[smurfjuice]

That'll do.

 

[KayaBrew]

"They were in love" Classic.

 

[JonM]

Now those kids will probably be raised by the folks who thought it was a good idea to name their own kid "Monalisa."

 

[nmfree]

Cyclist Tried Poop Doping, and It May Have Worked

 

[nmfree]

The right round MIGHT not make through the right book.

But there is a LOT of velocity behind that bullet!

Keeping in mind that the .50AE is roughly half the power (1,449 ft·lb) of .500 magnum (2,868 ft·lb)...

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-FG9ZKerGM[/ame]

 

[CGVT]

Too bad they already reproduced

 

[day_trippr]

"Happiness Is A Warm Gun?"

Florida Man Accidentally Shoots Himself In Penis After Sitting On Gun

 

[smurfjuice]

How can you shoot your richard sitting on a gun ... wait, hair trigger...

 

[smurfjuice]

Feel the love ...

 

[day_trippr]

http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/17/health/contact-lens-uk-trnd/index.html

Seems unfathomable, but there it is...

 

[day_trippr]

WOMAN ARRESTED FOR EMASCULATING CHEATING HUSBAND WITH HER TEETH

From that picture, I'd expect no less

 

[afro_lou]

I mean, can he really be surprised? That almost seems a given, looking at her... you'd just have to kind of expect it, right?

 

[JonM]

Looks like the post-zombie Michael Jackson in the Thriller video.

 

[smurfjuice]

I guess she was a li'l miffed about something ...

 

[hagar]

At least she took the time to sharpen her teeth. Shows that she cared enough to do the job right the first time.

 

[Brewenstein]

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2017/07/31/teen-gets-hammer-stuck-in-mouth/

 

[Murphys_Law]

WOMAN ARRESTED FOR EMASCULATING CHEATING HUSBAND WITH HER TEETH

From that picture, I'd expect no less

I stopped reading when I got to the part about the meth dealer!

 

[day_trippr]

So that's the part that got to you?

 

[nmfree]

PETA Applauds Robert Pattinson for Refusing to Masturbate a Dog on Set

 

[Homercidal]

PETA Applauds Robert Pattinson for Refusing to Masturbate a Dog on Set

Maybe he's not such a jerk after all?