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[Kent88]

https://www.latintimes.com/florida-...ugs-arrested-bag-was-indeed-full-drugs-572927

 

[AzOr]

https://www.latintimes.com/florida-...ugs-arrested-bag-was-indeed-full-drugs-572927

A for effort.

 

[bruce_the_loon]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c20g1exx3xko

'Nuf said.

 

[Skeeter686]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c20g1exx3xko

'Nuf said.

So, in a couple hundred years, the bottles of "mountain dew" that I see in the Home Depot parking lot will be of archeological significance?

 

[day_trippr]

 

[GrogNerd]

Sad news.

The Last of The Band has left us.

Not just any band.

The Band. Reunited in Heaven.

RIP Garth Hudson

 

[balrog]

Sad news.

The Last of The Band has left us.

Not just any band.

The Band. Reunited in Heaven.

RIP Garth Hudson

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Up on Cripple Creek, indeed.

 

[Broothru]

Up on Cripple Creek, indeed.

"Take a load off, Annie..."

And of course the song lyrics I sent my daughter the day of her graduation:

"May God bless and keep you always
May your wishes all come true
May you always do for others
And let others do for you
May you build a ladder to the stars
And climb on every rung
May you stay
Stay forever young.

May you grow up to be righteous
May you grow up to be true
May you always know the truth
And see the lights surrounding you
May you always be courageous
Stand upright and be strong
May you stay
Forever young

May your hands always be busy
May your feet always be swift
May you have a strong foundation
When the winds of changes shift
May your heart always be joyful
May your song always be sung
And may you stay
May you stay
May you stay forever young."

 

[Pkrd]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c20g1exx3xko

'Nuf said.

Amazons toilet break policy is nothing new then.

 

[bruce_the_loon]

Amazons toilet break policy is nothing new then.

Aye, the archeologists talk about ritual and protecting against witches. My mind went straight to "the guvner refused to let us go to the privy"

 

[Kent88]

https://www.fastcompany.com/91264811/velveeta-vel-2-go-cheese-condiment

 

[Rish]

https://www.12newsnow.com/article/n...snow/502-c0c20433-d070-4952-8cea-41ac2d365019

 

[tracer bullet]

https://www.12newsnow.com/article/n...snow/502-c0c20433-d070-4952-8cea-41ac2d365019

Would have to see it to know what to think. The baby might have been enjoying it.

 

[Sailingeric]

To kind of quite Better Off Dead "Now that's a real shame when folks be usin' a perfectly good baby boy like that."

 

[Hoochin'Fool]

https://www.12newsnow.com/article/n...snow/502-c0c20433-d070-4952-8cea-41ac2d365019

Like that can be anywhere between: [monster | moron | social influencer | lovable goofball] films himself using a baby to clear windshield...

I'm going with: (b+c): [moronic social influencer]

 

[day_trippr]

ffs, one could easily imagine a video of that appearing on America's Funniest Videos and everyone laughing...

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Would have to see it to know what to think. The baby might have been enjoying it.

I thought perhaps it was playful, but a 3 month old… just not appropriate.

 

[day_trippr]

Here it is.

 

[Pkrd]

Thats a doll.

 

[balrog]

https://www.fastcompany.com/91264811/velveeta-vel-2-go-cheese-condiment

And The Dissatisfied Cheese Lovers would be a good name for a rock band.

To kind of quite Better Off Dead "Now that's a real shame when folks be usin' away a perfectly good baby boy like that."

"I want my two dollars!"

 

[Northern_Brewer]

Lidl is opening a pub in one of its supermarkets​

 

[Kent88]

https://www.voxnews.al/english/koso...7-vitesh-kastoret-ndertojne-brenda-dy--i84652

 

[Snuffy]

https://www.livescience.com/space/a...-asteroid-at-all-its-elon-musks-trashed-tesla

 

[pvtpublic]

https://www.livescience.com/space/a...-asteroid-at-all-its-elon-musks-trashed-tesla

 

[balrog]

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?

 

[GrogNerd]

'Daddy, did I save my sister?': Young Philadelphia plane crash victim asks after brain surgery​

was his 2nd question & yes, kid, you did in fact save your sister.

to answer your FIRST question; no, you didn't miss the Big Game

10 year old's priorities, but, hey... they were in the right order when it counted.

if I had the means, that kid would be watching his team from the stands.

 

[Snuffy]

AB Inbev investigated for market practices

https://www.inside.beer/news/detail...practices?mc_cid=012fcd7211&mc_eid=a7d55194d3

 

[Northern_Brewer]

Lawyer refused breathalyser test because she’d ‘had her lips done’​

Ms Tansey denied wrongdoing, insisting she had not been drinking and had only been driving slowly as she had dropped a chicken wrap she had been eating and also swilling mouthwash into a cup while travelling along Formby Bypass.

She also claimed the refusal to give blood was due to her having an undiagnosed phobia of needles. She said the cosmetic surgery was non-invasive and did not involve needles.

 

[Kent88]

https://apnews.com/article/chile-kayaking-tourism-whale-b0cafde4b640326f20a9da28003d6c26

 

[jschein]

https://nypost.com/2025/02/23/world...ifth-floor-widow-ledge-in-hair-raising-video/