Best News Headlines

[balrog]

Have these eejits never watched a single SciFi movie to know not to do this kind of crap??!!

physicists-simulated-a-black-hole-in-the-lab-and-then-it-started-to-glow

https://www.sciencealert.com/physic...k-hole-in-the-lab-and-then-it-started-to-glow

 

[sweetcell]

any engineers out there care to defend this "research"? didn't think so. no more beer for you!

This insect flings pee from a 'butt catapult.' Now engineers are studying practical uses

 

[homebeerbrewer]

“So this moose walks into a medical building...”

 

[bleme]

“So this moose walks into a medical building...”

I saw that video last week and just thought "Someone shoot those idiots that are blocking the exit!"
You could see the moose kept thinking about going that way, then it saw them.
You would think they have never herded an animal in their life or something...

 

[Northern_Brewer]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-65274023

 

[balrog]

The cocaine hippos are back in the news

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...escobar-cocaine-hippo-killed-suv/11664162002/

 

[Northern_Brewer]

As an alternative to cocaine hippos, how about an elephant down the pub?
https://londonist.com/london/history/elephant-ye-olde-cheshire-cheese-pub

 

[jschein]

https://nypost.com/2023/04/16/mets-sny-broadcasters-switch-booths-in-oakland-due-to-possum-poop/

 

[Kent88]

New Zealand feral cat-killing competition for children axed after backlash

 

[Sailingeric]

When you gotta go! Boston Marathon runner caught pooping in stranger’s yard in doorbell video

 

[Dland]

Seems like a waste, but not that much of one...

https://news.yahoo.com/finance/news/calling-beer-champagne-leaves-french-114313245.html

 

[Northern_Brewer]

When you gotta go! Boston Marathon runner caught pooping in stranger’s yard in doorbell video

That's nothing, Paula Radcliffe did the same on national TV and still won the 2005 London marathon in the third-fastest time in history.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/athletics/4454315.stm

 

[Kent88]

Huh, who knew Daniel Radcliffe's sister was so BA.

 

[shoengine]

Man tries to steal Bremerton ferry with ax for ‘revolution’

 

[Northern_Brewer]

It gets weirder - what this headline misses out is that the cat belonged to the San Marino tourism minister....
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cycling/65428878

 

[Kent88]

 

[Kent88]

 

[jschein]

https://www.nj.com/middlesex/2023/0...j-stream-its-now-a-local-political-issue.html

 

[GrogNerd]

I'd question those in charge of "Spaghetti Night" at the local VFW

 

[Northern_Brewer]

That's tortelli disgusting.

 

[Kent88]

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/world/article275076741.html

 

[balrog]

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/world/article275076741.html

First, no thanks; second, I guess it's better to roll up ice cream in fruit flaps, than to spend your time filming what happens after randomly loosening lug nuts on a car. And who says social media isn't a brain cancer?

 

[jschein]

Dumped pasta update wtf
https://nj1015.com/pasta-dump-old-bridge-new-jersey-may-2023/

 

[Northern_Brewer]

The penne drops.

 

[BongoYodeler]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/ne...7zO1LcqTMT6N2w6aHpByyZJXaj1_3cUxanVHaSOZyctrA

 

[Kent88]

Actual good news

The FDA approves a breakthrough vaccine 50 years in the making

 

[Northern_Brewer]

The headline neglects a key point, that she is a teetotaller, who owes her life to a bottle of wine...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-65524218

 

[balrog]

https://www.koco.com/article/which-drink-is-best-for-hydration-hint-it-isnt-water/43822260
It's beer, right?

I'll bet it's beer.

It's probably beer.

It'd be funny if it were beer.


<fvckin milk>
It should be beer

 

[Northern_Brewer]

<fvckin milk>
It should be beer

FYI milk stout counts as milk for these purposes...

 

[GrogNerd]

Brave 13-year-old girl fights off shark during attack at Florida beach​

"Reed says she is proud of the scars she has"

she sure as EFF SHOULD BE proud. she's a COMBAT VETERAN WARRIOR with BATTLE SCARS to show for it.