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A beer won't get jealous if you have another beer.

You can have all sorts of exotic beers around without lowering your property value.

Finishing a beer in less than a minute is OK.

You can have a beer in the stands at a football or baseball game and not get arrested.

A beer won't ask you what you're thinking.

A beer won't ask you what your intentions are.

A beer won't expect you to watch a tear jerker movie.

A beer won't laugh at you if it's your first time.

You don't have to cuddle with a beer after you've finished.
 
Cuttle?

When you unhatch your plan to make your own beer, it does not involve harnessing lightning or raiding the local morgue for female parts.
 
women don't give me the sh*ts. Beer does.

Both have been known to give me headaches.

Beer is always there for me when I want to go bowling. SWMBO complains.

I am gunna need some more time to figure this out.:confused:
 
YooperBrew said:
Well, beer is better than men because I can have it any time I feel like it without worrying about if it'll still respect me in the morning.

+1

Even if you had left it at "beer is better than men because I can have it any time I feel like it" !!!:rockin:
 
YooperBrew said:
Well, beer is better than men because I can have it any time I feel like it without worrying about if it'll still respect me in the morning.


Men may lie;) when they say they respect you, But the beer is gone, never coming back, never going to call, So sad
 
Melana said:
+1

Even if you had left it at "beer is better than men because I can have it any time I feel like it" !!!:rockin:
YA.. Im guessing being a woman you can have a man ANYTIME you want;) .... I ant buying it!! so its a tie for you:D
JJ
 
and just for the record..... I dont think beer is better than a woman [looking around..] well not my woman anyway!!! there are some though and I think I have dated them ALL
JJ
 
Soulive said:
Sorry, beer doesn't have those important body parts so it loses :D

oh aye beer comes a close second tho - maybe if i could put a port in the keezer :D
 
Beer almost always comes home with at least 5 of her friends.

Beer doesn't mind if you have more than one per night.

Beer doesn't complain when you peel off it's label.
 
This thread is totally crazy. This is like comparing beer and nachos. Sure each is great, but put them together and you really have something. Plus, when was the last time that lazy plate of nachos got you a beer when asked nicely? Uh huh, I thought so. And when did those dirty nachos . . . nevermind, I won't go there. :D
 
1. My beer will last as long as I need it to.
2. My beer does not ask me to make it dinner.
3. My beer doesn't fart in bed.
4. My beer does not pee on the toilet seat.
5. My beer will stay at home with me all night long.
6. My beer likes it when I get drunk and talk to it a lot.
7. My beer doesn't care when I hang out with Jack for a while.
8. I can drink beer in different area code without my beer getting jealous.
9. My beer doesn't give a **** what I want to watch on TV.
 
LastCall said:
1. My beer will last as long as I need it to.
2. My beer does not ask me to make it dinner.
3. My beer doesn't fart in bed.
4. My beer does not pee on the toilet seat.
5. My beer will stay at home with me all night long.
6. My beer likes it when I get drunk and talk to it a lot.
7. My beer doesn't care when I hang out with Jack for a while.
8. I can drink beer in different area code without my beer getting jealous.
9. My beer doesn't give a **** what I want to watch on TV.
sounds like someone needs a hug [ opens arms and shrugs ]:eek:
JJ
 
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