Quantcast

Beer is better than Women Because:

HomeBrewTalk.com - Beer, Wine, Mead, & Cider Brewing Discussion Community.

Help Support Homebrew Talk:

abracadabra

Well-Known Member
Joined
Dec 6, 2006
Messages
1,923
Reaction score
9
Location
Newnan
A beer won't get jealous if you have another beer.

You can have all sorts of exotic beers around without lowering your property value.

Finishing a beer in less than a minute is OK.

You can have a beer in the stands at a football or baseball game and not get arrested.

A beer won't ask you what you're thinking.

A beer won't ask you what your intentions are.

A beer won't expect you to watch a tear jerker movie.

A beer won't laugh at you if it's your first time.

You don't have to cuddle with a beer after you've finished.
 

cheezydemon

Well-Known Member
Joined
Jun 13, 2007
Messages
1,917
Reaction score
15
Location
The "Ville"
Cuttle?

When you unhatch your plan to make your own beer, it does not involve harnessing lightning or raiding the local morgue for female parts.
 

cglkaptc

Well-Known Member
Joined
Jan 22, 2008
Messages
100
Reaction score
1
Location
Michigan
women don't give me the sh*ts. Beer does.

Both have been known to give me headaches.

Beer is always there for me when I want to go bowling. SWMBO complains.

I am gunna need some more time to figure this out.:confused:
 

JustDave

Well-Known Member
Joined
Jun 11, 2007
Messages
1,078
Reaction score
17
Location
Mass.
Beer doesn't get pissed when you suggest a 3-way with her sister.
 

Melana

Up to no good....
Lifetime Supporter
Joined
May 11, 2007
Messages
8,537
Reaction score
2,652
Location
Norfolk
YooperBrew said:
Well, beer is better than men because I can have it any time I feel like it without worrying about if it'll still respect me in the morning.
+1

Even if you had left it at "beer is better than men because I can have it any time I feel like it" !!!:rockin:
 

niquejim

Burrowing Owl Brewery
Lifetime Supporter
Joined
Jul 9, 2007
Messages
2,372
Reaction score
59
Location
Cape Coral Florida
YooperBrew said:
Well, beer is better than men because I can have it any time I feel like it without worrying about if it'll still respect me in the morning.

Men may lie;) when they say they respect you, But the beer is gone, never coming back, never going to call, So sad
 
Joined
Jul 16, 2006
Messages
7,353
Reaction score
1,170
Location
Redding Ca
Melana said:
+1

Even if you had left it at "beer is better than men because I can have it any time I feel like it" !!!:rockin:
YA.. Im guessing being a woman you can have a man ANYTIME you want;) .... I ant buying it!! so its a tie for you:D
JJ
 
Joined
Jul 16, 2006
Messages
7,353
Reaction score
1,170
Location
Redding Ca
and just for the record..... I dont think beer is better than a woman [looking around..] well not my woman anyway!!! there are some though and I think I have dated them ALL
JJ
 

david_42

Well-Known Member
Joined
Oct 8, 2005
Messages
25,583
Reaction score
179
Location
Oak Grove
Homebrew is better than homebrewers, because it doesn't expect you to share.
 

brewhead

Well-Known Member
Joined
Apr 30, 2005
Messages
832
Reaction score
7
Soulive said:
Sorry, beer doesn't have those important body parts so it loses :D
oh aye beer comes a close second tho - maybe if i could put a port in the keezer :D
 

Jesse17

Yep....I tell you what...
Lifetime Supporter
Joined
Nov 7, 2007
Messages
556
Reaction score
7
Location
Miles City, MT.
Beer almost always comes home with at least 5 of her friends.

Beer doesn't mind if you have more than one per night.

Beer doesn't complain when you peel off it's label.
 

BrewFrick

Well-Known Member
Joined
Feb 5, 2007
Messages
251
Reaction score
4
This thread is totally crazy. This is like comparing beer and nachos. Sure each is great, but put them together and you really have something. Plus, when was the last time that lazy plate of nachos got you a beer when asked nicely? Uh huh, I thought so. And when did those dirty nachos . . . nevermind, I won't go there. :D
 

LastCall

Member
Joined
Aug 28, 2007
Messages
23
Reaction score
0
Location
Urbandale, IA
1. My beer will last as long as I need it to.
2. My beer does not ask me to make it dinner.
3. My beer doesn't fart in bed.
4. My beer does not pee on the toilet seat.
5. My beer will stay at home with me all night long.
6. My beer likes it when I get drunk and talk to it a lot.
7. My beer doesn't care when I hang out with Jack for a while.
8. I can drink beer in different area code without my beer getting jealous.
9. My beer doesn't give a **** what I want to watch on TV.
 
Joined
Jul 16, 2006
Messages
7,353
Reaction score
1,170
Location
Redding Ca
LastCall said:
1. My beer will last as long as I need it to.
2. My beer does not ask me to make it dinner.
3. My beer doesn't fart in bed.
4. My beer does not pee on the toilet seat.
5. My beer will stay at home with me all night long.
6. My beer likes it when I get drunk and talk to it a lot.
7. My beer doesn't care when I hang out with Jack for a while.
8. I can drink beer in different area code without my beer getting jealous.
9. My beer doesn't give a **** what I want to watch on TV.
sounds like someone needs a hug [ opens arms and shrugs ]:eek:
JJ
 
Top