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niquejim

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I'm sure many of you saw this in the last BYO

Here's mine and only 6 words( and all three versions of to/too/two)

Two days
too much
to drink

If any of my posts over the last 2 days were incomprehensible(sp) you know why:drunk:
 

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Oh beer my brother
I can not stop drinking you
Hurt my head, you do

I am a noobie
I think my yeast maybe dead
What's this on my wort

I hate bottling
what is the answer to this
cornelius keg
 

c8h12n4o3

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Brew Runner...I'm sorry...late night for me

Brew Runner is right
Those are not Haikus at all
but i think this is
 

uwjester

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That hefeweizen
Tastes like bananas and cloves.
Time to mow the lawn

The new batch is brewed.
The starter has paid off well.
The airlock bubbles.

Why can I not find
Hallertau and Wilamettes?
There's a hops shortage.
 

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first shoots of the year
cascade twisting on a string
my silent brew pal
 

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I made a cider haiku, hope it's okay to post this:

cold cherry cider
served to sorostitues
panties will drop now
 

gicts

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I wrote a haiku for an incident report once. The supervisor was pissed, but it was bs.

It went something like
Car was on fire
Everybody was safe
I was in the back


I'll have to think of a beer related haiku now.
 
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