Beer haiku

[niquejim]

I'm sure many of you saw this in the last BYO

Here's mine and only 6 words( and all three versions of to/too/two)

Two days
too much
to drink

If any of my posts over the last 2 days were incomprehensible(sp) you know why

 

[c8h12n4o3]

Oh beer my brother
I can not stop drinking you
Hurt my head, you do

I am a noobie
I think my yeast maybe dead
What's this on my wort

I hate bottling
what is the answer to this
cornelius keg

 

[Brew Runner]

If any of my posts over the last 2 days were incomprehensible(sp) you know why

I guess it's par for the course that your Haiku isn't a Haiku.

 

[c8h12n4o3]

Not Haiku? Mine follow the traditional 5-7-5 pattern. That is five syllables in the first and last line and seven in the middle. You can read more beer Haiku at the followin link...also in 5-7-5

http://***********/departments/1721.html

 

[Brew Runner]

Look closely and you'll see that I quoted and was referring to niquejim.

 

[arturo7]

I brought home some beer
I drank it all in a hurry
Now I'm a druck fool

 

[shunoshi]

Lazy home brewer
Now my belly keeps growing
As my brews dwindle

 

[c8h12n4o3]

Brew Runner...I'm sorry...late night for me

Brew Runner is right
Those are not Haikus at all
but i think this is

 

[uwjester]

That hefeweizen
Tastes like bananas and cloves.
Time to mow the lawn

The new batch is brewed.
The starter has paid off well.
The airlock bubbles.

Why can I not find
Hallertau and Wilamettes?
There's a hops shortage.

 

[olllllo]

Point of contention,
What we regard as Haiku,
Is really Senryū.

Senryū is a similar poetry form that emphasizes humor and human foibles instead of seasons Haiku, and which may not have kigo or kireji

 

[zoebisch01]

A fly has fallen
down into my sweet new wort
It might be Lambic

 

[PseudoChef]

Eight Eight Eight Impy
Why was your boil so long?
Bittersweet nectar.

 

[radtek]

Keg of beer sits

Flowing golden goodness

I made this

 

[annasdadhockey]

Gave my wife homebrew
"holy crap, this is bitter"
Love my IPA's

 

[bottleopener]

out of oxyclean
my keg is still quite dirty
where is billy mays?

 

[Whippy]

first shoots of the year
cascade twisting on a string
my silent brew pal

 

[dcott]

Psychedelic Suds
Intoxicating My Brain
So Good, Can't Stop, Yes

 

[Uncle Timmy]

I love drinking beer
Keeps my liver on its toes
Bring me another

 

[overpunch]

I made a cider haiku, hope it's okay to post this:

cold cherry cider
served to sorostitues
panties will drop now

 

[gicts]

I wrote a haiku for an incident report once. The supervisor was pissed, but it was bs.

It went something like
Car was on fire
Everybody was safe
I was in the back


I'll have to think of a beer related haiku now.

 

[Homercidal]

Summer end is near
Festival beer
I'm in the O zone

 

[lustreking]

Oh Sriracha sauce
I love the delicious fire
Now I need a beer.

 

[Halbrust]

'Vember twenty-one
Beer will be made by me
Hope it's drinkable