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PlexVector

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I dreamed Sat morning that I was with a group of people exploring a new planet and we see a crew member running through a mountain pass screaming. We look and it appears that something is chasing him. As he approached we could make out a horde of dark fuzzy creatures running upright after him. Then we start running when we see the dark fuzzy creatures were black bears with guns shooting at us. The other odd thing was that if you shoot back they jumped like fleas directly to the top of nearby cliffs.

So, I woke up thinking "Bears with guns" had a nice ring to it. Kind of like "Snakes on a plane." Maybe I'll name my next beer "Bears With Guns IPA".:)
 
That sounds great and all, but "Velociraptor with a Rocket Launcher Riding a F***ing Shark Imperial Stout" has a much nicer ring to it.

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Vw/RLRaFS Imperial Stout might work. The label picture would be pretty self explanatory and it would be hilarious to hear people try to ask for one. "I would like a Vee with ArrEllArrAEfffEsss Impreial stout please"
 
Bears with guns, bears with guns, taking over, they wont be long...
 
Has anyone else had any weird dreams lately? I think the government is putting something in the hops...

That's why I use only home grown hops. It's a conspiracy put in place by the aliens and Hillary Clinton to take over the world. :rockin:
 
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