Awesome beer names

[insanim8er]

I'm sure it's been done before, but let's hear some awesome beer names. I'll start.

Monica brewinsky

A powerful aged ale so good you'll suck it right down... Goes great with a cigar.

 

[fenderbass]

I'm sure it's been done before, but let's hear some awesome beer names. I'll start.

Monica brewinsky

A powerful aged ale so good you'll suck it right down... Goes great with a cigar.

Would that be a Stout???
Sounds like a bold robust ale with a big head....

 

[Goofynewfie]

Remember the band hanson? they open their own brewery and they make a beer called mmmhops

 

[Homercidal]

You know, I couldn't stand the band back when they were on the radio. But that beer name is simply spectacular.

And thanks to you, I know have that damn song stuck in my head! Ok, I'm switching it over to the Weird Al medley version so I can segue into a different song.

I smell sex and candy here.
Who's that lounging in my chair
Who's that casting devious stares in my direction


Ok, I'm good.

 

[GrogNerd]

You know, I couldn't stand the band back when they were on the radio. But that beer name is simply spectacular.

And thanks to you, I know have that damn song stuck in my head! Ok, I'm switching it over to the Weird Al medley version so I can segue into a different song.

I smell sex and candy here.
Who's that lounging in my chair
Who's that casting devious stares in my direction


Ok, I'm good.

Marcy Play Brown?

 

[GrogNerd]

even better: Märzen Playground

 

[gdbrewer]

I remember seeing this one in another thread, so I won't take credit.

My gawd... read the text on the right.

 

[insanim8er]

I remember seeing this one in another thread, so I won't take credit.

Oh man... That's funny. Sick, but funny. I'm guessing this beer gives a happy ending, but then again what beer doesn't?

That's brewed in Oregon too where I live. I see it's limited seasonal. I wonder if it was a one time seasonal. I'll have to see if I can snag a bottle.

 

[rlmiller10]

Hardwood brewery Morning Wood Stout. a nice coffee stout.

 

[hoppyhoppyhippo]

The Empire's Still Bitter ESB with Warrior and Galaxy hops

 

[insanim8er]

Hardwood brewery Morning Wood Stout. a nice coffee stout.

Oh this one has to be Oaked.

 

[DrunkleJon]

 

[JonM]

I don't dig pumpkin beers, but I love the fact that New Holland calls their pumpkin beer "Ichabod."

 

[Xpertskir]

 

[McBrewskie]

For you Tom Waits fans out their I'm doing this one for the holidays.

A Christmas Beer from a Hooker in Minneapolis.

 

[butterpants]

My last Nut Brown Ale was - Deez Nuts

Last Heff - Der fuhrer

Get some strange looks from people when you give um a bottle but they always leave happy.

 

[celticinnbrewery]

I made a blackberry wit shortly after finding out my wife was pregnant with our first child. The beer was named "My Blackberries Make Babies" in honor of the event

 

[BoomerHarley]

I've made a few:

Raw Sewage Nut Brown Ale

Blue Chunks Blueberry Ale

Yeast Infection A Christmas Ale

 

[Cheesy_Goodness]

Wow I'll have to shamelessly steal some of these.

My first brew was a orange wheat made specially for the beach so it was named "Low Tide"

The cider I make shifts between "Ciderhouse Rules" and "Two mom cider" (if you have a dad that drinks cider you actually have two moms).

 

[biggmatt]

I had a belgian double last year that I named "****** juice"

 

[gratus fermentatio]

A few years ago a buddy of mine brewed a beer he called "Red Headed Slut" & put a pic of his ex wife on the label. It was an amber ale, but I always thought it should've been an Irish red ale.

Been wanting to brew up a blonde ale & call it "Buxom Blonde" with a pic of my girlfriend's cleavage, but she won't let me shoot pics of her boobs...
Maybe I can find a pic of Jordan Carver with blonde hair.

 

[smokey810]

I found this one in Japan a few years ago.

 

[butterpants]

I found this one in Japan a few years ago.

I would be really wary of drinking that!

 

[insanim8er]

A few years ago a buddy of mine brewed a beer he called "Red Headed Slut" & put a pic of his ex wife on the label. It was an amber ale, but I always thought it should've been an Irish red ale.

Been wanting to brew up a blonde ale & call it "Buxom Blonde" with a pic of my girlfriend's cleavage, but she won't let me shoot pics of her boobs...
Maybe I can find a pic of Jordan Carver with blonde hair.

I think it would be better if you got a super close-up of a guys ass crack that looked like cleavage.

Or get our girlfriend sloppy on some Homebrew and shoot away!