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I'm sure it's been done before, but let's hear some awesome beer names. I'll start.

Monica brewinsky

A powerful aged ale so good you'll suck it right down... Goes great with a cigar.
 

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I'm sure it's been done before, but let's hear some awesome beer names. I'll start.

Monica brewinsky

A powerful aged ale so good you'll suck it right down... Goes great with a cigar.
Would that be a Stout???
Sounds like a bold robust ale with a big head....
 

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Remember the band hanson? they open their own brewery and they make a beer called mmmhops
 

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You know, I couldn't stand the band back when they were on the radio. But that beer name is simply spectacular.

And thanks to you, I know have that damn song stuck in my head! Ok, I'm switching it over to the Weird Al medley version so I can segue into a different song.

I smell sex and candy here.
Who's that lounging in my chair
Who's that casting devious stares in my direction


Ok, I'm good.
 

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You know, I couldn't stand the band back when they were on the radio. But that beer name is simply spectacular.

And thanks to you, I know have that damn song stuck in my head! Ok, I'm switching it over to the Weird Al medley version so I can segue into a different song.

I smell sex and candy here.
Who's that lounging in my chair
Who's that casting devious stares in my direction


Ok, I'm good.
Marcy Play Brown?
 
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I remember seeing this one in another thread, so I won't take credit.
Oh man... That's funny. Sick, but funny. I'm guessing this beer gives a happy ending, but then again what beer doesn't?

That's brewed in Oregon too where I live. I see it's limited seasonal. I wonder if it was a one time seasonal. I'll have to see if I can snag a bottle.
 

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I don't dig pumpkin beers, but I love the fact that New Holland calls their pumpkin beer "Ichabod."
 

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For you Tom Waits fans out their I'm doing this one for the holidays.

A Christmas Beer from a Hooker in Minneapolis.
 

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My last Nut Brown Ale was - Deez Nuts

Last Heff - Der fuhrer

Get some strange looks from people when you give um a bottle but they always leave happy.
 

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I made a blackberry wit shortly after finding out my wife was pregnant with our first child. The beer was named "My Blackberries Make Babies" in honor of the event
 

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I've made a few:

Raw Sewage Nut Brown Ale

Blue Chunks Blueberry Ale

Yeast Infection A Christmas Ale
 

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Wow I'll have to shamelessly steal some of these.

My first brew was a orange wheat made specially for the beach so it was named "Low Tide"

The cider I make shifts between "Ciderhouse Rules" and "Two mom cider" (if you have a dad that drinks cider you actually have two moms).
 

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I had a belgian double last year that I named "douche juice"
 

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A few years ago a buddy of mine brewed a beer he called "Red Headed Slut" & put a pic of his ex wife on the label. It was an amber ale, but I always thought it should've been an Irish red ale.

Been wanting to brew up a blonde ale & call it "Buxom Blonde" with a pic of my girlfriend's cleavage, but she won't let me shoot pics of her boobs...
Maybe I can find a pic of Jordan Carver with blonde hair.
 
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A few years ago a buddy of mine brewed a beer he called "Red Headed Slut" & put a pic of his ex wife on the label. It was an amber ale, but I always thought it should've been an Irish red ale.

Been wanting to brew up a blonde ale & call it "Buxom Blonde" with a pic of my girlfriend's cleavage, but she won't let me shoot pics of her boobs...
Maybe I can find a pic of Jordan Carver with blonde hair.
I think it would be better if you got a super close-up of a guys ass crack that looked like cleavage.

Or get our girlfriend sloppy on some Homebrew and shoot away!
 

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