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niquejim

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Watching TV the other day I saw a commercial for Ventriloquist Dummies, Dummy, Promotional Products, & Lots More At ThrowThings.com!, That's right the number 1 online source for ventriloquist dummies:confused:


Come on homebrew has got to be a bigger frickin niche market than ventriloquist dummies.


When was the last time you heard someone say
"there's a party next month and I don't have my ventriloquist dummy"

NEVER, why, because only 1 in 1,000,000 people want one

Start Advertising Damn it:D
 
Maybe there is a high concentration of ventriloquists and their fans in the demographic of Cape Coral, Florida? :tank:
 
I think someone had a load of dummies dumped on them and now they are trying to create a "fad"

Next we will see a book on "Dummies for Dummies" :D
 

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