Apparently I have evil gnomes stealing the bear out of my primary...

[LVBen]

Just be happy it was a bear in your fermenter and not a moose...

Drunk moose are the angry and sloppy kind of drunks:

http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/09/11/drunk-moose-gets-stuck-in-a-apple-tree-yes-really/

 

[cheezydemon3]

Did it just leave that bar across the street?

I dry hopped with a moose one time.

Damned difficult sanitize a live full grown moose.

 

[maltoftheearth]

Were you trying to brew this?

 

[cheezydemon3]

Nah, Moosehead clone.

 

[spam]

you guys are nuts lol,lol keep it up!

 

[beerandloathinginaustin]

We've heard of hops, wood chips, watches, brushes, cheez-its, rubber grommets, insects and bees in the primary, but the bear fitting in the fermenter is obvious, it was a teddy bear. I've tried dry hopping with various stuffed animals, remember to sanitize them with high heat in the dryer first, but bears tend to soak up the most especially when dry. Try a 50/50 combination of Lucky rabbit foot and willamette for best results.

HAHAHA! Awesome advice. I prefer a Columbus & Chinook mix with my stuffed animal dry hopping. The dankyness really brings out that stuffing flavor. The carnies can't get enough of it!

 

[reiffer75]

Gnome protection unit in place ;p

 

[kanddr]

Just be happy it was a bear in your fermenter and not a moose...

Drunk moose are the angry and sloppy kind of drunks:

http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/09/11/drunk-moose-gets-stuck-in-a-apple-tree-yes-really/

Thats how Big Sky Brewery gets the drool for their Moose Drool.

 

[Ton]

Just be happy it was a bear in your fermenter and not a moose...

Drunk moose are the angry and sloppy kind of drunks:

http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/09/11/drunk-moose-gets-stuck-in-a-apple-tree-yes-really/

Angry & sloppy...sh*t that kinda sounds like me! More grumpy than angry though

 

[HootHootHoot]

How'd you get a bear in your primary? Like one of those cats grown in glass jars in china?

 

[cheezydemon3]

How'd you get a bear in your primary? Like one of those cats grown in glass jars in china?

Noob.

Please use the search function for such an overly discussed item.

 

[JLem]

Noob.

Please use the search function for such an overly discussed item.

+1...Noob probably doesn't know about the fairies either...

 

[cheezydemon3]

+1...Noob probably doesn't know about the fairies either...

Like right?!?!

I feel **** ****** saying "use the search function" but seriously, who doesn't have a hydro-bear left over from their first MR BEER kit?

 

[DeafSmith]

Like right?!?!

I feel **** ****** saying "use the search function" but seriously, who doesn't have a hydro-bear left over from their first MR BEER kit?

Did you mean MR BEAR kit?

 

[cgherrington3]

Bear with me. I really want a beer fairy. And I mean that in the gayest possible way

 

[b-boy]

This thread is totally embearasing. Or is it embeerasing? I'm confused.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Bear with me. I really want a beer fairy. And I mean that in the gayest possible way

Beer fairies gay???

Are you a lesbian?

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Are you a lesbian?

Yeah, I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Yeah, I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body.

Then beer fairies are not gay. See the pics?

 

[alpha224]

I would like to say that this thread has entertained me more than anything else...also, freaking epic

 

[petie]

You guys sound like a buddy of mine.

Sittin around his camper (since he got kicked outta the house), eatin' cheetos, drinkin homebrew,watchin' porn..................& wonderin' why his pee pee's turnin' orange.

Finally an explanation of why my daddy parts are orange. I never even thought about the Cheetos. Tell your buddy I feel his pain.

 

[H-ost]

Did you say wookie or whoopi?

Is that a whoopie wookie?

 

[cheezydemon3]

Is that a whoopie wookie?

ABUSE!!!!!!

No need to bring that abomination back out.

 

[static]

Gnomes have to be tough if they're gonna use their gibbets for bait.

 

[static]

And if this were anywhere but Utah I would swear the moose was drunk.

http://www.komonews.com/news/offbeat/Utah-deputy-frees-moose-stuck-in-chains-of-swing-165537626.html

 

[naiek]

He got away before I could get him all the way into my primary....

 

[cheezydemon3]

He got away before I could get him all the way into my primary....

So.....now there is a god damned BEAR on the loose??

Where?

 

[Slyko]

 

[homebeerbrewer]

What do you get when you cross a bear with a deer?

 

[Distroid]

Guess it could be worse...

The creator of this DemoPo is such a n00b.
Those are OBVIOUSLY Underwear TROLLS