anyone here own a "real" brewing machine?

[TallDan]

On brew day, I *AM* a REAL brewing machine!

So I read through this awesome thread again from start to finish and I think I have what foodgrade is looking for http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/20...rome-apparently-you-can-make-beer-in-your-gut

Now THATS a beer machine!

So you're saying I should see a gastroenterologist? Forget it. Buncha buzzkills.

 

[naturebrew]

So you're saying I should see a gastroenterologist? Forget it. Buncha buzzkills.

Agreed, if it aint broke, don't fix it man!

 

[podz]

On brew day, I *AM* a REAL brewing machine!

I am IRON MAN.

Oops. I meant, I am IRON PAN.

 

[BadWolfBrewing]

I should do a poll. How many people think foodgrade is a kid, troll, meth cook, or a computer that has gained consciousness?

 

[Kee]

I should do a poll. How many people think foodgrade is a kid, troll, meth cook, or a computer that has gained consciousness?

Benign troll. (It only sounds like an oxymoron).

 

[podz]

 

[fuzzy2133]

I should do a poll. How many people think foodgrade is a kid, troll, meth cook, or a computer that has gained consciousness?

I vote for Computer gained Consciousness from the movie WarGames (1983).

 

[SnakeRidge]

I should do a poll. How many people think foodgrade is a kid, troll, meth cook, or a computer that has gained consciousness?

I think it's SkyNet. This is how they get in.

 

[Psylocide]

I'm thinking Chinese WoW gold farmer that's actually picked up a good bit of English from watching dubbed reruns of Breaking Bad while doing full clears of Naxxramas with his demon spec Lock.

 

[Arrheinous]

I should do a poll. How many people think foodgrade is a kid, troll, meth cook, or a computer that has gained consciousness?

A self-aware episode of Breaking Bad would be about seven years old right now. Where does that fall in the spectrum?

 

[BadWolfBrewing]

A self-aware episode of Breaking Bad would be about seven years old right now. Where does that fall in the spectrum?

But how old is that in AI years?

 

[Psylocide]

But how old is that in AI years?

Ancient.

http://techcrunch.com/2009/02/25/top-10-most-popular-us-mobile-phones-in-dec-2008/


http://www.tabletpcreview.com/tabletreview/hp-tx2000-tablet-pc-review/

 

[fuzzy2133]

Any one remember Palm Pilot or the fact they had a cell phone products?

 

[Psylocide]

Aw ****... anyone know where the nearest pay phone is?

My girl just blew up my beeper.

 

[1977Brewer]

Gotta call home, give me 20 minutes to dial.

 

[Psylocide]

James, I regret to inform you that the child is not yours... no need to fly across the ocean to care for the child or myself, I have contacted the real father and he has decided to step up. I hope this message finds you well and that it isn't too late. All the best, Mai.

"Well, what in the actual ****?"

 

[jason1973]

Give me a second while i change channel

 

[Roadliner]

Hold on.. I'll be done with writing your message in about a week.

 

[podz]

Even further back in time, gone fishing.

 

[Roadliner]

".............................................."

Translation: 'I can't communicate at all yet'

 

[Zuljin]

Give me a second while i change channel

I remember that.

Well, actually, it's spelled Orval.

Orville Redenbacher.

 

[1977Brewer]

Oh this.

 

[slym2none]

I was wondering if there is a general rule to follow when making beer as far as how much ingredients to use per gallon of water? Let's start with 1 gallon. How much ingredients would you put in a gallon of water? Quarter of a pound is fine?

All of them.

(I know this thread is old, but I could not stop myself... I may have a problem.)

*EDIT* Good to see I am not the only one that possibly has a problem.