Anybody up for a riddle?

[jmpreiks]

A sponge? or maybe a human?

Sponge is the traditional answer for sure, but I like human way better for this version. Especially if it was changed from wort to beer.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

is only the narrator going to St. Ives?

AHA! While my answers were two, your answer was true & for that do you win the day. For I indeed, lost the focus I'd need to see the forest 'cept for those trees in the way.
Regards, GF.

 

[PlexVector]

A sponge? or maybe a human?

yep, it's a sponge. An oldie, but I changed it to wort instead of water.

 

[MrFancyPlants]

yep, it's a sponge. An oldie, but I changed it to wort instead of water.

Ok, I'll try a twist on a classic.

What walks on four legs in the morning, on two legs during the afternoon, and all four again in the evening.

hint: not just any man but...

 

[botigol]

Ok, I'll try a twist on a classic.

What walks on four legs in the morning, on two legs during the afternoon, and all four again in the evening.

hint: not just any man but...

An alocoholic.

 

[MrFancyPlants]

An alocoholic.

Bing bing bing! your turn.

 

[botigol]

Finally, all that drinking has paid off!

The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

 

[PlexVector]

Finally, all that drinking has paid off!

The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

Shouldn't the second sentence read: The SWMBO who bought it doesn't need it.

 

[botigol]

Shouldn't the second sentence read: The SWMBO who bought it doesn't need it.

Good catch, but it's all relative to the situation. Some people receive help in times of need, others may handle it themselves.

 

[PlexVector]

Vewy tewho...

 

[ejf063]

None. You didn't say the kittens cats wives and sacks were going to St. Ives. You only saw this crew as YOU were going.

 

[botigol]

Vewy tewho...

So, do you want to throw out the answer or let the others dangle a little longer?

 

[MrFeltimo]

a coffin

 

[botigol]

a coffin

Bingo!

Tag, you're it!

 

[MrFeltimo]

Arrr crap, that was just a wild stab in the dark, let me think for a little bit...

 

[MrFeltimo]

I got this one from the interweb, apologies if its already been used.

A smooth dance, a ball sport, a place to stay, an Asian country, and a girl's name.

What's her name?

 

[jmpreiks]

I got this one from the interweb, apologies if its already been used.

A smooth dance, a ball sport, a place to stay, an Asian country, and a girl's name.

What's her name?

I had to look it up.... no way in hell would I get that. Tricky one for sure.

 

[Tsuyako]

I got this one from the interweb, apologies if its already been used.

A smooth dance, a ball sport, a place to stay, an Asian country, and a girl's name.

What's her name?

Juliet, all of the listed things describe a part of the NATO phonetic alphabet: Foxtrot, golf, hotel, India, and finally Juliet.

 

[MrFeltimo]

Juliet, all of the listed things describe a part of the NATO phonetic alphabet: Foxtrot, golf, hotel, India, and finally Juliet.

Well there you go.
Your up.

 

[Tsuyako]

Well there you go.
Your up.

What has rivers with no waters, forests with no trees, and cities with no buildings?

 

[PlexVector]

What has rivers with no waters, forests with no trees, and cities with no buildings?

Map?

 

[Tsuyako]

Yep! You're turn.

 

[PlexVector]

Probably too easy for this crowd...

 

[LabRatBrewer]

Probably too easy for this crowd...

I know where the answer is at
I suppose its why I'm fat

 

[PlexVector]

I know where the answer is at
I suppose its why I'm fat

close enough,
you're up!

 

[Peruvian802]

Probably too easy for this crowd...

I prefer pumpkin.

 

[PlexVector]

I prefer pumpkin.

if pumpkin you prefer
then I would concur
that it is delicious
and makes me capricious

 

[LabRatBrewer]

close enough,
you're up!

Doctor Harish and a bus driver Manish are both in love with the same woman named Mai.
The bus driver need to go for a long trip of 10 days. Before he left he gave Mai 10 apples. Why?

 

[indymedic]

An apple a day keeps the Dr away.

 

[LabRatBrewer]

An apple a day keeps the Dr away.

Correct and fast
Your turn at last