Any Hangover M.D.'s ?

[Chairman Cheyco]

Whay the hell would anyone want to drink tomato juice with clam juice in it? Holy crap how could you get any nastier?

I know, it's so good though. Come over for a ceasar sometime, I bet I can change your mind. Can't be any worse than drinking stuff that comes out of animals, can it?

 

[Ivan Lendl]

Nobody mentioned prescription drugs yet?

vicoden
oxycodone
oxycontin
codein
morphine
dilaudid
percodan
demeral
heroin
hydrocodone

any one of these in the morning will make you feel GREAT!

(it will also cure 'reckless leg syndrome' a.k.a. 'kicking the habit')