Animus River EPA Golden Strong

[pgrunwald]

Animus River EPA Golden Strong

20Lbs Golden Promise
1Lb Crystal 40
2 Oz Cascade Boil 40 min
1 Oz Simcoe Boil 15 min
2 Packages 1056

(Animus River water may be substituted for below ingredients. )
4 Oz Lead shavings
2 Oz Cadmium
2 Oz Arsenic
Boil Kettle should be Aluminum
Be careful during oxygenation as wort may ignite.

Taste Notes - may be slightly astringent with a metallic aftertaste...

I want to age in a barrel from 1923 and then let the EPA pop the bung!

 

[Brettomomyces]

I think you're a little light in the heavy metals, maybe a little iron oxide for good measure?

 

[pgrunwald]

I think you're a little light in the heavy metals, maybe a little iron oxide for good measure?

How about some yellow cake uranium? It would help with the color!