And how are you prepared for the coming Zombie Apocalypse?

[Zuljin]

81.1%

 

[mikescooling]

I'd open a bar. In hard times people want a drink. Then it would become a place of trade and a hub for defense. If their is sugar and yeast people will get a drink. I'd have to start keeping bee's.

 

[Bigjack68]

Hey maybe that's how the whole zombie apocalypse gets started... some mad scientist homebrewer in search of the ultimate ale puts radiated yeast or hops in the fermenter and the next thing ya know the whole bbq party turns into zombies

 

[Bigjack68]

Well I got a 62% but I think I lost a lot of points because im not in the greatest physical condition.

BTW That's the one thing I would do (and have been trying to do) in case of an apocalyptic situation. I think thats one thing a lot of people don't think about when they talk about these kinds of thing is that honestly barring a great deal of luck the "fittest" are the ones who will probably survive. I don't mean that in a purely physical way either. I think that there may be a lot of people in a zombie apocalypse(or any other one) who in regular life might have been extremely wealthy, famous or successful who will end up as lunch while a lot of "bubba" type folks who know how to improvise will come out ok... just my 2 cents.

 

[rexbanner]

I own a nanobrewery. I am about to buy an enduro bike. I have a crossbow. I'm 6'3 and jacked. One of my best friends and neighbor is a marine combat vet and has a ****load of guns. I am definitely surviving this ****.

I have a kukrhi machete.

 

[day_trippr]

^ In DC? Ahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Yer doomed! DOOMED, I tells ya!

Cheers!

 

[munro]

I've got food and water stored (at least 3 months of each), a shot gun, a bolt action 30-06 sighted at 200 yards, a .22 with scope, a 9mm, 44 mag and .22 pistol and ammo stored for all of them, more knives and swords than I can to name, a 70lb compound bow, bug out bags, precious metal, seeds etc. Also have a friend with a cabin on a small island with only 20 other cabins. They all garden and deer swim to the island constantly. So I've got a decent head start.

 

[mikescooling]

I'm drunk, fat, and cant hit anything with a gun; I bet I out live all of you.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

I have 12 teeth. that's all I'll need.

 

[Jayhem]

Well I got a 62% but I think I lost a lot of points because im not in the greatest physical condition.

BTW That's the one thing I would do (and have been trying to do) in case of an apocalyptic situation. I think thats one thing a lot of people don't think about when they talk about these kinds of thing is that honestly barring a great deal of luck the "fittest" are the ones who will probably survive. I don't mean that in a purely physical way either. I think that there may be a lot of people in a zombie apocalypse(or any other one) who in regular life might have been extremely wealthy, famous or successful who will end up as lunch while a lot of "bubba" type folks who know how to improvise will come out ok... just my 2 cents.

You are correct about the physical condition being important to survival. The slow runners will be the first to go and zombies target fat people because, well there is more flesh to enjoy!

The famous and rich people in the cities are definitely the first to go and "bubba" would be the last because back to my original point: City people are screwed, country people will be the last survivors. In the country we are self sufficient if necessary and far away from the hordes of zombies that will overwhelm the cities, not to mention country people have every possible weapon on hand for zombie slaying.

 

[broadbill]

imaginary? you'll get eaten while telling the zombie, "I don't believe in you." you better have 2L of Trippel just to be safe.

I guess they'll have to wait their turn behind unicorns, leprachauns, the tooth fairy and other magical entities.

Or maybe Yahweh will smote me for eating pork.

When you think of the sheer number of imaginary and mythical creatures that could have it out for me...its amazing I'm still around....simply amazing.

But you guys still go on and on about zombies coming to get you....

 

[cheezydemon3]

I guess they'll have to wait their turn behind unicorns, leprachauns, the tooth fairy and other magical entities.

Or maybe Yahweh will smote me for eating pork.

When you think of the sheer number of imaginary and mythical creatures that could have it out for me...its amazing I'm still around....simply amazing.

But you guys still go on and on about zombies coming to get you....

Look I like you, but you are coming off as a complete ******.

People in here want to fantacise and use imagination. don't want to play? Fine! But don't come in and troll.

 

[cheezydemon3]

I'm drunk, fat, and cant hit anything with a gun; I bet I out live all of you.

Rule number 1 Cardio....




(poor fat bastard)

 

[cheezydemon3]

1."Cardio"[5]
2."Double tap"[6] ("Ziploc bags" in a deleted scene)[5]
3."Beware of bathrooms"[5][7]
4."Seatbelts"
6."Cast iron skillet"
7."Travel light"
8."Get a kickass partner"
12."Bounty paper towels"
15."Bowling Ball"
17."Don't be a hero." Columbus changes the rule to "Be a hero" at the amusement park, facing his greatest fear, a clown-zombie, to save Wichita and Little Rock.
18."Limber up"
19."Ziploc bags"
21."Avoid strip clubs"
22."When in doubt, know your way out"
29."The buddy system"
31."Check the back seat"[8]
32."Enjoy the little things"[9]
33."Swiss army knife"
34."Clean socks"
48."Hygiene"
49."Always have backup"

 

[Bookworm]

We joke about the rules all the time at my house. At my house if you start turning into a zombie or acting possessed rule number two is to be invoked immediately because I do not like rule number one anymore. We are also big supporters of rule number 32. We like to explain rule 2 and 32 when new people come over. The looks we get are worth it.

 

[Jayhem]

1."Cardio"[5]
2."Double tap"[6] ("Ziploc bags" in a deleted scene)[5]
3."Beware of bathrooms"[5][7]
4."Seatbelts"
6."Cast iron skillet"
7."Travel light"
8."Get a kickass partner"
12."Bounty paper towels"
15."Bowling Ball"
17."Don't be a hero." Columbus changes the rule to "Be a hero" at the amusement park, facing his greatest fear, a clown-zombie, to save Wichita and Little Rock.
18."Limber up"
19."Ziploc bags"
21."Avoid strip clubs"
22."When in doubt, know your way out"
29."The buddy system"
31."Check the back seat"[8]
32."Enjoy the little things"[9]
33."Swiss army knife"
34."Clean socks"
48."Hygiene"
49."Always have backup"

I friggin love Zombieland.

"Zombie kill of the week award goes to....."

 

[cheezydemon3]

Sean of the Dead beats Zombieland in my book, but for style and fun, Zombieland WINS hardcore. The opening credits kick more ass than most zombie movies!!!!(cue up "For whom the Bell Tolls" from long before Metallica SUCKAGE)

 

[Billy-Klubb]

I guess they'll have to wait their turn behind unicorns, leprachauns, the tooth fairy and other magical entities.

Or maybe Yahweh will smote me for eating pork.

When you think of the sheer number of imaginary and mythical creatures that could have it out for me...its amazing I'm still around....simply amazing.

But you guys still go on and on about zombies coming to get you....

keep talkin' like that, brofluff. Cthulhu & honest politicians are listening. :rockin:
and you are becoming a real downer, Lola. I'm not gonna let you kiss my mom anymore.

 

[IPAndy]

1."Cardio"[5]
2."Double tap"[6] ("Ziploc bags" in a deleted scene)[5]
3."Beware of bathrooms"[5][7]
4."Seatbelts"
6."Cast iron skillet"
7."Travel light"
8."Get a kickass partner"
12."Bounty paper towels"
15."Bowling Ball"
17."Don't be a hero." Columbus changes the rule to "Be a hero" at the amusement park, facing his greatest fear, a clown-zombie, to save Wichita and Little Rock.
18."Limber up"
19."Ziploc bags"
21."Avoid strip clubs"
22."When in doubt, know your way out"
29."The buddy system"
31."Check the back seat"[8]
32."Enjoy the little things"[9]
33."Swiss army knife"
34."Clean socks"
48."Hygiene"
49."Always have backup"

If we're lucky, Amazon Studios will pick up Zombieland as a regular series (it was one of their 14 pilot episodes). In the pilot, there were showing "Zombie Kill of the Week" and the rules of Zombieland throughout the episode, so it makes me wonder if there will be more rules coming forth soon. I'm sure this forum could think of a few.

 

[Spiny-Norman]

Have soaked my brain in homebrew until there is nothing left for a zombie to want.
But then again I live way out, and off grid. I hope youse guys will tell me when it starts.

 

[Zuljin]

Have soaked my brain in homebrew until there is nothing left for a zombie to want.
But then again I live way out, and off grid. I hope youse guys will tell me when it starts.

It just started!

 

[Billy-Klubb]

why the flocc is it there's quite the shortage of sword play in zombie flicks? or battle axes? any butthole can squeeze a trigger. I wanna see a samurai get all nuts-o one a walking dead.

 

[cheezydemon3]

why the flocc is it there's quite the shortage of sword play in zombie flicks? or battle axes? any butthole can squeeze a trigger. I wanna see a samurai get all nuts-o one a walking dead.

The black chick in TWD has some really nice sword work. She even took the arms and lower jaws off of 2 zeds and used them as pack mules.

 

[ICWiener]

why the flocc is it there's quite the shortage of sword play in zombie flicks? or battle axes? any butthole can squeeze a trigger. I wanna see a samurai get all nuts-o one a walking dead.

Check out "Versus". You won't be disappointed.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

The black chick in TWD has some really nice sword work. She even took the arms and lower jaws off of 2 zeds and used them as pack mules.

what season is that? I've only seen what's on Netflix, so don't ruin stuff for me!

 

[mikescooling]

The Governor makes a treaty and they join forces and they find a way to bring back the walkers.

 

[cheezydemon3]

...............She first appears end of season 2.

Season 3 is on amazon fairly reasonably priced.

 

[ICWiener]

I might get flamed right out of here, but I'm just going to say it:

The Walking Dead isn't very good.

I watched the first half of season 1 and it just felt to me like a soap opera with zombies. I'm a simple man. I want blood, guts, and headshots in my zombie themed entertainment. If I wanted drama and remorse and family strife and relationships and all that jazz, I'd rent a Tyler Perry movie.

 

[cheezydemon3]

I might get flamed right out of here, but I'm just going to say it:

The Walking Dead isn't very good.

I watched the first half of season 1 and it just felt to me like a soap opera with zombies. I'm a simple man. I want blood, guts, and headshots in my zombie themed entertainment. If I wanted drama and remorse and family strife and relationships and all that jazz, I'd rent a Tyler Perry movie.

Without the "Soap opera" It really would suck. The seasons get bloodier and bloodier. That is fine though, if it isn't your bag, who could be mad?

I don't think anyone thinks it is fantastic, it is just the best prime time zombie tv EVER.