Accidentally had SEX in my beer!!! ruined?

[cheezydemon3]

Ahhh....wise words from some good friends!

I think I do have a thread about dipping your junk in the wort somewhere aeround here........

Anyhow, I think this is all for naught. I checked my submersible penguin cam and those little buggars are doing it all the time in there.

Our little contribution will be a hint at best.

 

[Homercidal]

I don't believe you!




About the "accidentally" part.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Well........after 30 bud light limes, I can hardly say it was intentional, but you are right.

 

[AnOldUR]

30 bud light limes?

Sure the "Accidentally had SEX in my beer" wasn't "Accidentally PEED in my beer?" That's about the only unintentional thing I can see coming from that consumption.








. . . after the too old to party joke,
waiting for one about being old and having to pee alot.

 

[Goofynewfie]

fish have sex in the water you use, and the yeast fornicate in there too. you're not the only one, so go ahead and drink up

 

[littletommy]

Hmmmmm......Mega cavern under Louisville zoo. You banged your woman in a penguin crap filled puddle of bud light lime in the mega cavern? Please tell me you were zip lining, too!:rockin:

 

[TheHeathen]

You Sir, are amazing. May the Buddha guide your heart. May your beer produce billions of mutant sperm to be your minions. I wish to apply for a job in your cabinet once you take over the world with aforementioned mutant sperm. Warm regards.:rockin:

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Hi

"Sex in your beer?" Um, hit it with 1 campden tablet per gallon & it should be fine. BTW, let us know when you get lucky in the necropolis.
(Couldn't resist that one!)
Regards, GF.

 

[Tex]

Those innocent penguins are forever tainted by your philandering.

And after 30 bud light limes I would have sex with my own vomit.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Those innocent penguins are forever tainted by your philandering.

And after 30 bud light limes I would have sex with my own vomit.

Lol, well! That would have been pretty, I am sure.

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

So this is what I have come to...posting on a CheezyDemon post in the DRMM forum. I think I may be in need of an intervention and a 12-step program.

Or maybe I just need a few more beers. That's probably cheaper and healthier for me.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Hi

I like it! When you've been married for very long we all need fresh new ideas for the best head retention.

cept', my wife doesn't like beer.

 

[cheezydemon3]

So this is what I have come to...posting on a CheezyDemon post in the DRMM forum. I think I may be in need of an intervention and a 12-step program.

Or maybe I just need a few more beers. That's probably cheaper and healthier for me.

WHAT???

I am some of the best entertainment on here....wait...SO ARE YOU!!! WTF?

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

ME!? Some of the best entertainment on HBT? Gosh Cheezy, you're OK too.

I knew beer was the right answer.

 

[cheezydemon3]

ME!? Some of the best entertainment on HBT? Gosh Cheezy, you're OK too.

I knew beer was the right answer.

 

[beaksnbeer]

So this is what I have come to...trolling on a CheezyDemon post in the DRMM forum. I think I may be in need of an intervention and a 12-step program.

Or maybe I just need a few more beers. That's probably cheaper and healthier for me.

Fixed

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Hey, CheezyDemon should be honored that I have condescended to troll his fine thread. I'm freakin' entertaining!

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

I like it! When you've been married for very long we all need fresh new ideas for the best head retention.

cept', my wife doesn't like beer.

The French call them "mistresses". The idea doesn't fly so well in the US.

 

[beaksnbeer]

Hey, CheezyDemon should be honored that I have condescended to troll his fine thread. I'm freakin' entertaining!

For a chickin liver eating for crying out loud in a shed by yourself while singing musical show tunes. Yep, entertaining need a youtube feed

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

For a chickin liver eating for crying out loud in a shed by yourself while singing musical show tunes. Yep, entertaining need a youtube feed

Damn straight. Manliest thing I've done in years. Now shaddup and watch this video while I eat some chicken livers and dance in my shed...

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[Ryush806]

I have never been a fan of cream ales.

Damn...I am never drinking one of those ever again after that comment....

 

[cheezydemon3]

Well........

After all. This was a satirization of all of the "I dropped this or that in my beer, I accidentally for got to do this to my beer, my dog did this to my beer" threads.

I see one too many and have to make fun.

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Accidentally had SEX in my beer!!! ruined?
Did you run this past Revvy?

Yeah, remember, a minimum of 3 WEEKS at 70 DEGREES before you can consummate the relationship.

 

[LabRatBrewer]

So, Ive been thinking about this thread. Being lonely-ly married, I let my thoughts go too far. I took a slender cured English Beer bottle from the fridge, I gave her a comfortable spot and tried to woo her. It didn't take long before a saw the tale tale (tell tell?)...until i was told that she was getting exited...small drops of prespreation had formed on her shoulders and was beading down her back. I continued and soon I had her opening up. Then (not to get too graphic) I was tasting her, she was soo wet. I tasted her again and again. Time to make my move. Suddenly she yelled, "You're pissed!". A quick check ensured it was just a language barrier, nonetheless, it was too late. My own brew had shot me down. Luckily, there's a cute rice wine chillin' in the conner.

 

[beaksnbeer]

So, Ive been thinking about this thread. Being lonely-ly married, I let my thoughts go too far. I took a slender cured English Beer bottle from the fridge, I gave her a comfortable spot and tried to woo her. It didn't take long before a saw the tale tale (tell tell?)...until i was told that she was getting exited...small drops of prespreation had formed on her shoulders and was beading down her back. I continued and soon I had her opening up. Then (not to get too graphic) I was tasting her, she was soo wet. I tasted her again and again. Time to make my move. Suddenly she yelled, "You're pissed!". A quick check ensured it was just a language barrier, nonetheless, it was too late. My own brew had shot me down. Luckily, there's a cute rice wine chillin' in the conner.

She has a sister or two that is fetching as well I'm told.

 

[Cyclman]

The campden tablet is actually a rather good idea. Additionally, I don't recommend washing and repitching this particular batch of yeast.