A question about perfect machines

[two_hearted]

whoa, left this thread on page 1...

The places it's gone... the things it's seen...

 

[Lushife]

whoa, left this thread on page 1...

The places it's gone... the things it's seen...

Some of us will never be the same

 

[two_hearted]

I have a feeling this thread may become one of those underground threads that we refer to. Like the EAC and mikedavid ones.

 

[Lushife]

I have a feeling this thread may become one of those underground threads that we refer to. Like the EAC and mikedavid ones.

Finally I'm part of an insid joke on here

 

[porcupine73]

Hm this is very interesting ...

Well right the first question is the definition of perfect. I would say perhaps the perfect machine would _never_ require any repairs, but could require maintenance.

So if, after all required maintenance peformed at least at the required intervals with the proper parts were done, which say might include periodic replacement of the oil seals at an interval involving calendar days / machine run time, it still sprang an oil leak, and the specifcations were that itw ould not leak oil if maintenand peroperly then it could nto be pefreect. Ok phew I darnk a lot f hnoemade sake tongiht and i thini I beter tak it ieasy.

 

[Golddiggie]

Honey, I was just defending your honor?

Dang, even that won't fly.

Maybe drug his possum soup or something. :cross:

whoa, left this thread on page 1...

The places it's gone... the things it's seen...

Problem is, once you've seen some of these things, you can't "un-see" them.

Some of us will never be the same

Some were not 'right' to begin with...

 

[whoaru99]

Is that perfect machine still dysfunctional? Try new batteries.

 

[Lushife]

Maybe drug his possum soup or something. :cross:

Problem is, once you've seen some of these things, you can't "un-see" them.

Some were not 'right' to begin with...

True

 

[jgln]

Does it leak beer?

 

[Dan]

Does it leak beer?

Yes. Yes it does.

 

[Golddiggie]

Does it leak beer?

Yes. Yes it does.

But is it GOOD beer??

 

[BobbiLynn]

Maybe drug his possum soup or something. :cross:

Hmm... just thought of perfect drug...

Is that perfect machine still dysfunctional? Try new batteries.

No, it just had to be reset. Got a little off balance over time because the damn earth below it shifted.

 

[Golddiggie]

Hmm... just thought of perfect drug...

No, it just had to be reset. Got a little off balance over time because the damn earth below it shifted.

Then it's not really perfect. An actual perfect machine would have compensated for that.

 

[BobbiLynn]

Then it's not really perfect. An actual perfect machine would have compensated for that.

Or required maintenance to keep it balanced?

 

[Golddiggie]

Or required maintenance to keep it balanced?

If it requires anywhere near the amount of maintenance you require to come even close to balanced...

 

[BobbiLynn]

If it requires anywhere near the amount of maintenance you require to come even close to balanced...

I'm done in the shed for a while, that was my balance, now back to visiting family and friends, getting caught up with work....

 

[lschiavo]

I'm done in the shed for a while, that was my balance, now back to visiting family and friends, getting caught up with work....

I'm JUST starting the shed season. At least an hour after work to unwind. It's dark and depressing outside and in the house is a rowdy batch of kids I have to be prepared for. A few minutes alone maybe a beer or two to unwind...then I go in the house and let em have it

 

[BobbiLynn]

I'm JUST starting the shed season. At least an hour after work to unwind. It's dark and depressing outside and in the house is a rowdy batch of kids I have to be prepared for. A few minutes alone maybe a beer or two to unwind...then I go in the house and let em have it

That's probably the way most people do it. I like to hole up the 2 weeks before the holidays, when work is slow for me, then tone it down when I have to drink "casually" with family and such, then back to the 'ole grind.

A lot of people accuse me of being a man, but I have bore 2 children and I have no man parts. But, I was raised by men, I guess that's why it seems that way.

See you back in the drunken ramblings section of this site about this same time next year!

 

[Golddiggie]

See you back in the drunken ramblings section of this site about this same time next year!

Somehow, I don't think we'll have to wait that long.

 

[lschiavo]

Somehow, I don't think we'll have to wait that long.

Are you calling me a "drunken rambler"? Or were you talking about Bobbi? Forget it, It probably doesn't matter anyway.

 

[Golddiggie]

Are you calling me a "drunken rambler"? Or were you talking about Bobbi? Forget it, It probably doesn't matter anyway.

How much have you had to drink today already?? :fro:

Of course I was talking about Bobbi... Who else rambles on like she does?

 

[BobbiLynn]

Are you calling me a "drunken rambler"? Or were you talking about Bobbi? Forget it, It probably doesn't matter anyway.

He was definitely talking about me... if he keeps posting in this topic to egg me on, he knows I won't be able to resist popping back in.

 

[lschiavo]

Just a cool note about (well insulated sheds with woodstoves/internet). Mine was 38 degrees 45 minutes ago and is now 76.8. Takes the chill out like a sauna almost...

 

[BobbiLynn]

How much have you had to drink today already?? :fro:

Of course I was talking about Bobbi... Who else rambles on like she does?

Something like that...

 

[lschiavo]

How much have you had to drink today already?? :fro:

Of course I was talking about Bobbi... Who else rambles on like she does?

Not much actually. I'm feeling a bit squirrely for some reason. I can ramble but I'm not such a fast typist.

 

[Golddiggie]

He was definitely talking about me... if he keeps posting in this topic to egg me on, he knows I won't be able to resist popping back in.

poke, poke, poke, poke, poke... heh heh heh

How much have you had to drink today already?? :fro:

Of course I was talking about Bobbi... Who else rambles on like she does?

Not much actually. I'm feeling a bit squirrely for some reason. I can ramble but I'm not such a fast typist.

That's pretty sad... About being like that without having much to drink I mean. You need to get your typing speed up...

 

[lschiavo]

poke, poke, poke, poke, poke... heh heh heh





That's pretty sad... About being like that without having much to drink I mean. You need to get your typing speed up...

HBT has made me a better typist. I'm not a "hunt and peck" guy...I know the home row and took typing in HS. I do have to appologize for misspelling "SQUIRRELLY" though. I would understand if I am no longer welcome here

 

[Dan]

Hey ya'll!

 

[BobbiLynn]

HBT has made me a better typist. I'm not a "hunt and peck" guy...I know the home row and took typing in HS. I do have to appologize for misspelling "SQUIRRELLY" though. I would understand if I am no longer welcome here

LOL, screw the no mis-spellings rool.

Hi Dan.

AAck, I gotta get back to work....

 

[BobbiLynn]

HBT has made me a better typist. I'm not a "hunt and peck" guy...I know the home row and took typing in HS. I do have to appologize for misspelling "SQUIRRELLY" though. I would understand if I am no longer welcome here

LOL, screw the no mis-spellings rool.

Hi Dan.

AAck, I gotta get back to work.... on the perfect machine....