4 Word Story

[Brewpastor]

my other shoe off

 

[6fiddyv]

and my sock was

 

[lucky2balive]

smelling worse than ever

 

[dutch-brew]

because my grandma had

 

[HoppyDaze]

ran out of TP

 

[Brooklyn-Brewtality]

and then masturbated furiously.

 

[FireNightFly]

Along came a scary

 

[Selfsufficient]

trail of mysterious liquid

 

[dataz722]

that lead to her

 

[lucky2balive]

bedroom door that had

 

[dataz722]

a weird vibrating noise

 

[dutch-brew]

, so i looked at

 

[Wrathbone]

this piece of poop

 

[dataz722]

and thought what the

 

[Brooklyn-Brewtality]

hell," and masturbated furiously.

 

[Selfsufficient]

This whole episode was

 

[FireNightFly]

rather strange. So I

 

[Brooklyn-Brewtality]

masturbated furiously with a

 

[dataz722]

baseball bat that I

 

[dataz722]

out to sea with

 

[dutch-brew]

an empty bucket to

 

[Brooklyn-Brewtality]

masturbate furiously into while




(okay okay... i'll stop)

 

[FireNightFly]

watching the golden girls.

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***hands Berserker Brew a tissue and points him to his room***

 

[Selfsufficient]

and eating a huge

 

[dutch-brew]

piece of a delicious

 

[nakros]

steak. Meanwhile, in a

 

[Brooklyn-Brewtality]

bathroom around the corner

 

[Selfsufficient]

I pulled out a

 

[HoppyDaze]

red hot tube steak

 

[bernerbrau]

which I proceeded to

 

[Brooklyn-Brewtality]

rub all over my

 

[dataz722]

red hot tube steak

 

[bernerbrau]

because I had two

 

[dataz722]

red hot tube steaks

 

[HoppyDaze]

and now it burns

 

[lucky2balive]

so I got out

 

[dataz722]

of the cougar bar

 

[FireNightFly]

and hailed a taxi.

 

[lucky2balive]

We went to the

 

[HoppyDaze]

massacre carrying loads of