3 word story

[Snark_Wolf_Brewing]

Professional schmuck eliminators

 

[grampamark]

promising career path

 

[ba-brewer]

in a jam

 

[beermanpete]

Of Strawberry Smuckers

 

[ehall]

nope, grape jelly

 

[grampamark]

little restaurant packets

 

[ba-brewer]

tomato flavored watery

 

[grampamark]

fill pockets anyway

 

[ba-brewer]

not back ones

 

[grampamark]

well, only once

 

[BeerGeekInFL]

no, maybe twice

 

[grampamark]

if slow learner

 

[ehall]

sit on burner

 

[bracconiere]

natural gas is

 

[grampamark]

a hazardous material

 

[bracconiere]

with odorant added

 

[grampamark]

or even without

 

[bracconiere]

dog doesn't get

 

[Snark_Wolf_Brewing]

blamed as often

 

[bracconiere]

as the vegan

 

[Snark_Wolf_Brewing]

ass blaster extraordinaire

 

[bracconiere]

with diapers included

 

[Snark_Wolf_Brewing]

activated charcoal lining

 

[bracconiere]

flame retardant seat

 

[Snark_Wolf_Brewing]

asbestos not included

 

[bracconiere]

hoping still leak-guard

 

[Zymurologist]

Depends on adult

 

[bracconiere]

wait adult entertainment?

 

[Zymurologist]

In some circles

 

[grampamark]

some just leak

 

[ehall]

more than gas

 

[grampamark]

don’t buy generic

 

[Zymurologist]

should buy geriatric

 

[Snark_Wolf_Brewing]

It's Boomer approved

 

[ehall]

and millenial tested

 

[grampamark]

low bidder manufactured

 

[ehall]

cheap chinese junk

 

[Punx Clever]

worked as expected

 

[Snark_Wolf_Brewing]

for five minutes

 

[ehall]

then dropped off