3 word story

[Mexibilly]

adorned with glitter

 

[W0GWT]

, but curiously missing

 

[Trail]

the most important

 

[Mexibilly]

item every princess

 

[Roadliner]

needs to use

 

[Alpotun]

for intimate moments,

 

[cyanmonkey]

are a hammer,

 

[chisena]

stainless meat clever,

 

[ElJefeBrews]

And napalm. I've

 

[dtgrdn]

arranged for them

 

[Roadliner]

to feel each

 

[Mexibilly]

bead, pulled slowly

 

[ElJefeBrews]

And set ablaze

 

[Roadliner]

with pure passion.

 

[ElJefeBrews]

Sometimes before bed

 

[Alpotun]

, while gently massaging

 

[mpmccann]

the inner folds

 

[Paps]

of said capes

 

[W0GWT]

loud screeching can

 

[ElJefeBrews]

Give you the

 

[cyanmonkey]

farts. Trust no

 

[mpmccann]

mortal to understand

 

[Paps]

except bean eaters.

 

[ElJefeBrews]

I inhaled slowly

 

[cyanmonkey]

, the farts I

 

[ElJefeBrews]

Arrested in Ethiopia

 

[Alpotun]

, hoping to capitalize

 

[Mexibilly]

the tribal village

 

[chisena]

On white bread

 

[ElJefeBrews]

. We attack at

 

[Alpotun]

the faintest notion

 

[Roadliner]

of other breads.

 

[Mexibilly]

But in secret

 

[W0GWT]

and away from

 

[mpmccann]

all prying eyes

 

[ElJefeBrews]

, hotdog eating contests

 

[mpmccann]

to determine who

 

[Alpotun]

is allowed to

 

[W0GWT]

insert the plutonium

 

[ChefRex]

into the Flux