2019 SARA Cellar Thread

[chemman141]

I hope everyone that everyone that is waiting to get in, gets in.

And you are not a turd.

Don't they have a pretty thorough turd screening process?

 

[anvindr]

Don't they have a pretty thorough turd screening process?

Is turd screening a synonym of wafflestomping? hmmmm

I kinda feel like most people who know about SARA Cellar at all are probly pretty cool people so there doesn't have to be much of a process

 

[rrryanc]

Don't they have a pretty thorough turd screening process?

Is turd screening a synonym of wafflestomping? hmmmm

I kinda feel like most people who know about SARA Cellar at all are probly pretty cool people so there doesn't have to be much of a process

There's at least one definitive turd that's been in the club for a couple of years. He literally got busted trying to double dip in line a few years back by Tim (as well as various other incidents throughout the beer community over the years), and yet is still a member. Oh well.

 

[MKtheGeneral]

Does anyone have a list handy of the SARA Cellar bottles for 2018/descriptions?

 

[shanrath]

Does anyone have a list handy of the SARA Cellar bottles for 2018/descriptions?

Bridges Built, French-oak saison aged on peaches
Little Engine, Stainless saison on Pinot Noir lees
Like Minds, Barrel-aged buckwheat saison
Orphanage, Blend of one and two-years-old saison
A Thousand Summers, Saison aged in Frederiksdal cherry wine french oak puncheons with nectarines
Our Congregation, Barrel-aged saison with cherries and raspberries

 

[anvindr]

There's at least one definitive turd that's been in the club for a couple of years. He literally got busted trying to double dip in line a few years back by Tim (as well as various other incidents throughout the beer community over the years), and yet is still a member. Oh well.

I know nothing about these situations or the person (turd?) in question but some places like Side Project(I think) allow people to loop back in line to get another allotment. It could totally have been an honest misunderstanding if it was an isolated incident. but you say there is more so

 

[rrryanc]

I know nothing about these situations or the person (turd?) in question but some places like Side Project(I think) allow people to loop back in line to get another allotment. It could totally have been an honest misunderstanding if it was an isolated incident. but you say there is more so

He changed clothes in order to try to get through unnoticed. It was most certainly not an honest misunderstanding, and it's a shame they let him in anyway.

 

[ABSTRACTlegend]

There's at least one definitive turd that's been in the club for a couple of years. He literally got busted trying to double dip in line a few years back by Tim (as well as various other incidents throughout the beer community over the years), and yet is still a member. Oh well.

HaveUSeenMyCellar

 

[drgarage1]

He changed clothes in order to try to get through unnoticed. It was most certainly not an honest misunderstanding, and it's a shame they let him in anyway.

He is a really knife guy, though

 

[rrryanc]

He is a really knife guy, though

Arbitrator

 

[Arbitrator]

Arbitrator

Oh Christ. That ******* burst onto the BA scene by linecutting at a Toronado release, and somehow manages to do worse things every year.

For those who need memes....

Linecutting ******* extraordinaire who shows up to tastings with shelf garbage begging for pours of rare stuff.

You know when people make fun of #newmoney and you're trying to put a face to it? This is the face.

He literally showed up to Mikkeller bar asking for people by name, brandishing knives. LMAO

Some intrepid genius let the air out of his tires at SARA some time ago. I'd like to shake that guy's hand.

 

[PirateBartender]

Im in! First year as a member I was there 8 or ten times last year. Hope to meet some of you as Ive lurked this thread for years.

 

[chemman141]

Hahhahahah, that guy came up to me at the eclipse party in 2017 and said "people said I need to meet you". Dude gave me the creeps. For all the **** you people give me, I have never done anything close to his level of shitlording.

 

[Rogball]

Not to derail a perfectly good gangbang, but new member in there like swimwear!

EDIT also how do you make gifs show normally on this thing, I'm apparently too dumb to figure it out


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[ewwiccc]

Our Congregation was delicious. A bit more cherry than raspberry

 

[ABSTRACTlegend]

at this point it's probably never happening

 

[AndresR]

Not to derail a perfectly good gangbang, but new member in there like swimwear!

EDIT also how do you make gifs show normally on this thing, I'm apparently too dumb to figure it out


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Gotta get the link that says blah blah.gif. Then copy/paste that into the field of the "picture" option when you click the that picture button near the top of the txt box.

 

[blsvin]

at this point it's probably never happening

you are not alone

 

[AndresR]

at this point it's probably never happening

Maybe those emails haven't gone out?

 

[AndresR]

Folks still have another few weeks to opt out. Then another month or so to pay. So maybe more spots will open up.

On the massive plus side.....bottles like Westly are dropping publicly. Huge win!

 

[ABSTRACTlegend]

Folks still have another few weeks to opt out. Then another month or so to pay. So maybe more spots will open up.

On the massive plus side.....bottles like Westly are dropping publicly. Huge win!

i hope youre right.

but being able to secure bottles without having to drive over the hill would be an amazing feeling.

 

[drgarage1]

i hope youre right.

but being able to secure bottles without having to drive over the hill would be an amazing feeling.

How would you not still have to drive over the hill?

 

[ABSTRACTlegend]

How would you not still have to drive over the hill?

i wouldn't have to do it at the drop of a dime on a random day.

you know what i mean!

also i could have a proxy pick up my beers

 

[ewwiccc]

i wouldn't have to do it at the drop of a dime on a random day.

you know what i mean!

also i could have a proxy pick up my beers

But the SARA crew loves to see their members in person

 

[AptosBeerDrinker]

But the SARA crew loves to see their members in person

Guilty as charged.

 

[ABSTRACTlegend]

But the SARA crew loves to see their members in person

ya u right!!!

 

[TheFarmBoy3]

Good luck ABSTRACTlegend...we need more doodles in the club.

Also anyone know where I can get a digital copy of the Westly label? Need it for an art project involving my dog Westley. TIA.

 

[ABSTRACTlegend]

Good luck ABSTRACTlegend...we need more doodles in the club.

Also anyone know where I can get a digital copy of the Westly label? Need it for an art project involving my dog Westley. TIA.

Not to mention but my doodle is named sante lol

 

[anvindr]

Good luck ABSTRACTlegend...we need more doodles in the club.

Also anyone know where I can get a digital copy of the Westly label? Need it for an art project involving my dog Westley. TIA.

you mean the most recent westly label right? the one with a big ship?

 

[TheFarmBoy3]

you mean the most recent westly label right? the one with a big ship?

Yup!