2009 Fantasy Football Veterans League

[ohiobrewtus]

As of today, schweaty is in 1st, and olllllo is in last.

 

[the_bird]

I'm working on last place, though. Ain't nearly as much fun when your team sucks balls;
'Brewtus, I'm starting to emphathize with you!

 

[Yooper]

Yoop, please explain

Oh, no. I don't feel the need to explain at all.

Let me just say this- no money changed hands at that time. That's all you need to know.

 

[Yooper]

So...

Who's in first place in this league?

...And last place?

and I am, as always, mediocre. I even got beat by ReverandJC who had like 4players on bye, but had four of the remaining players all score about 25 points each. His defense even scored 25 points. First game he won, of course! I scored a respectable number of points, but I just can't seem to win very many games.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

and I am, as always, mediocre. I even got beat by ReverandJC who had like 4players on bye, but had four of the remaining players all score about 25 points each. His defense even scored 25 points. First game he won, of course! I scored a respectable number of points, but I just can't seem to win very many games.

Yeah, but you beat me, and soundly!

 

[Boston]

BUMP
Looks like we have a few good games on tap today....Good luck everyone

 

[HighPlainsDrifter]

BUMP
Looks like we have a few good games on tap today....Good luck everyone

Good luck to YOU Boston. Hang a L around Schweaty's neck!

 

[Yooper]

Hey- for the three of you who still haven't paid, or contacted me to make arrangements for payment- we'll be posting your names and starting to ridicule you. C'mon already! The season is almost half over.

 

[HighPlainsDrifter]

Hey- for the three of you who still haven't paid, or contacted me to make arrangements for payment- we'll be posting your names and starting to ridicule you. C'mon already! The season is almost half over.

 

[the_bird]

Jesus H. Christmas.

What are the average scores in this league? 80-85 per game?

My opponent each week has scored:
Week 1: 113
Week 2: 79 (won that one )
Week 3: 90
Week 4: 131
Week 5: 116
Week 6: 125 and counting...

Cripes, my team's mediocre as ****, but can y'all please stop ganging up on me?

 

[HighPlainsDrifter]

Might be time to change your team's handle again Yooper, it looks like Tom Brady no longer sucks.

 

[Yooper]

Might be time to change your team's handle again Yooper, it looks like Tom Brady no longer sucks.

You're way behind me, HPD. I changed it by the end of the first half, when he already racked up more than 33 points. My team had a good day. I knew Shiancoe would one day get some points, since Brett Favre loves throwing to his TE.

 

[user 574]

I figure if Knowshon gets me 46.60 I might have a chance against ya yoop. In the meantime, thanks for the -0.22 Donovan.

Meh, I prefer getting beaten by women over men anyways. May I call you Mistress Yooper?

 

[Yooper]

I figure if Knowshon gets me 46.60 I might have a chance against ya yoop. In the meantime, thanks for the -0.22 Donovan.

Meh, I prefer getting beaten by women over men anyways. May I call you Mistress Yooper?

Yeah, I sorta kicked your ass today. Makes up for the tremendous ass-whoopin' I got from ReverandJC last week. I'm still only in like 7th place, so I don't think this is going to turn me around, but it sure was fun!

 

[eriktlupus]

well if mr rivers can get me 30pts or so i might be able to make this match interesting. i could use some help from t gonzales tonite also.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

well if mr rivers can get me 30pts or so i might be able to make this match interesting. i could use some help from t gonzales tonite also.

Yeah lucky for me I caught you when Peyton had a bye. And Jones suddenly remembered how to run......

 

[eriktlupus]

Yeah lucky for me I caught you when Peyton had a bye. And Jones suddenly remembered how to run......

jones, hines ward, new england d=41.3pts=ouch
rodgers playing against the lions ouch again

 

[Yooper]

Ok, only one person hasn't paid their share.

I say that if you don't get on it, and pay NOW, then your name will be mentioned here, and you'll not be allowed to play next year.

Not only that, if you win, it'll take longer to pay out your winnings than you can even begin to imagine. I'll send $1 a week for 100 weeks. (Or however much the winnings are, as I can't even remember what we decided on, since I knew I wouldn't have a prayer of winning!)

 

[Bernie Brewer]

Yikes. Looks like my team is back to normal. Just got spanked big time by the altar boys.

Seriously? Carson Palmer, 5 td's? Ouch.

 

[eriktlupus]

yeah well you must of cursed my team good last week bernie,,the_bird is now kicking my bass

how come i start fine then fall like a stone every yr after byes start going???

 

[ohiobrewtus]

Ok, only one person hasn't paid their share.

I say that if you don't get on it, and pay NOW, then your name will be mentioned here, and you'll not be allowed to play next year.

Not only that, if you win, it'll take longer to pay out your winnings than you can even begin to imagine. I'll send $1 a week for 100 weeks. (Or however much the winnings are, as I can't even remember what we decided on, since I knew I wouldn't have a prayer of winning!)

if that person has not paid before the start of week 10 Sunday, let me know and I'll look at suspending their team.

Next year, no one gets an invitation to sign up until fees are paid.

 

[schweaty]

Payment sent, sorry I procrastinated on sending the money. I am a ****** and deserve the public humiliation.

 

[ohiobrewtus]

Typical Lions fan.

Wait...what?

 

[Yooper]

Payment sent, sorry I procrastinated on sending the money. I am a ****** and deserve the public humiliation.

No argument there............... j/k.

I got the payment. That means all are paid up. Due to paypal fees, and some of you guys sending a bit more to cover the fees (thanks!), we have a total of $307.25 in our "bank".

Anybody wanna trade LT for a good wide receiver?

 

[the_bird]

I'll trade you Larry Johnson for LT...

Hey, that would have been a blockbuster deal just two seasons ago!

 

[Bernie Brewer]

Yikes. Looks like my team is back to normal. Just got spanked big time by the altar boys.

Seriously? Carson Palmer, 5 td's? Ouch.

OK, so I didn't get spanked, but I did get beat. In fact, if Santana Moss wasn't such a damned butterfingers in the end zone I would have won. Scored 105+ points and lost. Bird, I feel your pain.

 

[the_bird]

OK, who wants to trade for Larry Johnson? I hate that ****ing idiot. Ain't going to take much, a tight end or a halfway decent defense and I'll probably bite.

 

[HighPlainsDrifter]

Looks like in my anger at the sorry state of the Redskins I made a major roster purge last night. I don't even remember doing that.

 

[user 574]

Damnit. Another year and I suck yet again. Burned by DuhSean (who I had last year) and friggen McNabb has been worthless. Don't think I've ever been this bad. I'm going to start claiming the entrance fee as a tax write-off.

 

[the_bird]

The Eagles are the most frustrating team for fantasy purposes. There's no consistency there at all. I had McNabb last year, and it seemed like he was crap for half the season (and DeSean lost *me* a game last year when he dropped that damn ball before he crossed the goal line). Keep waiting for McCoy or whatever his name is to break out, but even if Westbrook is out (did he get concussed?), I don't trust Reid to not just throw the ball sixty times.